MY PORNO LIFE

My friend and I back in college used to go to this strip club for lunch every week in between classes. It was fun because the mid-day strippers, while not much to look at, would just come over and hang out with us after we had been there a couple times and they had gotten to know us.  It became sort of a short lived tradition and one we still talk about to this day. We would sit around eating lunch for two hours, talk to C grade strippers and then go to class and tell everyone about it…it was great! Well now that we are both living in LA and working in the adult industry we decided to start the tradition again only this time with more money and better strippers.

Unfortunately we didn’t count on Downtown LA sucking.

Last week we went to a place called Sam’s Hofbrau on E. Olympic Blvd and to our surprise all the dancers were wearing bikinis. I am from Maryland and calling a place a strip club, to me at least, means that you have to either be completely nude or topless. The dancers were your run-of-the-mill mid day girls, not in the best shape but you wouldn’t kick them out of bed, and they only flashed their tits at the end of the routine.  We ate some lunch, which was terrible, and decided to head back to work after a few beers. This certainly wasn’t going to be our new joint.

This week we did some research online to see what the best ones were and that’s when we discovered that most of them around here are bikini bars. WTF is up with that? We did find one that looked to at least be topless so we decided to give it a shot annnnnnnnd it was closed down. Good job Downtown.

Wednesday we are going to try one on Sunset Blvd.

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