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Darth Vader Getting A Blowjob From Princess Leia Parody brought to you by PornHub
Let’s forget for a minute that this is technically incest since we all know Vader is Princess Leia’s dad – Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo – and instead dwell on the fact that, collectively as a society, we have been waiting 35 years to see this. My blu-ray copy of Star Wars XXX is on order and will be proudly displayed with the rest of my “normal” movies as soon as it arrives (and I take it for a spin around the galaxy a few times if you catch my drift).
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The first SFW teaser trailer hit the intertubes last week for the upcoming Axel Braun film Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody and I have to admit it looks fucking awesome! There where two times I actually laughed out loud during the video because the dialogue and delivery were legitimitely funny, not because the acting was bad (it’s actually quite good!). I will be purchasing Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody the day it comes out in September.
Former WWE star Joanie “Chyna” Laurer is going hardcore in a new Vivid movie titled Backdoor to Chyna. Honestly I am surprised it took her this long to become a “pornstar” (I use that term very loosely). She really has nothing else going for her does she? I never watched Chyna’s original sex tape because I’m not really into two dudes fucking but word on the street is X-Pac goes balls deep in her ass for like 20 minutes. Since Chyna obviously likes anal sex Backdoor to Chyna is centered around that theme. Get it? “Backdoor”. Yup, I was blown away by the cleverness too. So there you have it WWE fans and people that like porn oddities, Backdoor to Chyna is available today online and will be hitting stores on June 27. That’s all I really have to say on matter.
[UPDATE] I found this preview video on PornHub. Enjoy??
Today Vivid Entertainment announced that they signed Allie Haze as their latest Vivid Girl. This means that Allie Haze will be under contract to shoot content exclusively for the studio. Personally I don’t think she is all that attractive and I expect better from Vivid. Maybe it’s the economy but I remember when Vivid Girls were the hottest chicks on the planet – The exception being when Tera Patrick signed with them and somehow became gross and tranny-esque. Those were dark times…
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Vivid co-founder Steven Hirsch sent a letter to the Duchess of Cambridge’s sister Pippa Middleton offering to pay her $5 million for just one scene in a porno. I don’t know anything about British royalty but if she says “yes” and it kills the queen does that mean her sister becomes the queen? What a brain teaser.
Personally I wouldn’t mind seeing her get a giant black cock up her tight white ass, not because I hate Pippa – well I do hate her name – but because I hate the people that made such a big deal out of the wedding last week. There are more important things to worry about in the world like whether or not Lindsay Lohan goes to jail for her many crimes against humanity. You know, the real news worthy stuff.
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Axel Braun is holding an open casting call on Tuesday, March 8 and Wednesday, March 9 for his next big project “Star Wars XXX – A Porn Parody”. So far the only principle role that has been filled is Darth Vader played by Lexington Steele so everyone else is up for grabs. Maybe I’ll audition for the role of Boner Fett!
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This has potential to be the coolest porn parody ever made…or the worst. Mark my words, there will be no middle ground. I have no idea how they will pull off the special effects or locations but since Axel Braun openly hates the prequels, and is only spoofing the original trilogy, at least we know Jar Jar will never show up. I can’t freaking wait!
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Porn parodies are all the rage now and the hottest one from 2010 is finally coming to Blu-ray - Batman XXX: A XXX Parody by Vivid. If you aren’t sold on how awesome this is then click on the link below to check out a trailer for Batman XXX. The production quality is top-notch! Personally I love these parodies and it’s great to see stories coming back to porn. It’s like the 70′s and the 80′s all over again except with bigger budgets and less pubic hair.