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Ivy Snow

There’s a hot new alt-porn solo-model on the block and her name is Ivy Snow. Obviously she is going to appeal to fans of “girls with tattoos” but what about guys that don’t give a damn, or even like chicks with ink? Those of you that fall in the latter category might want to take another looks at Ivy Snow because her natural breasts are AMAZING! Mmmmm so big and milky *drool*….. Oh hey, your still reading this? Sorry, I got a little distracted. But Ivy Snow isn’t all tattoos and tits, she’s got a bubbly personality too. I guess that might mean something to someone but I for one just want to see her insert various dildos and vibrators in her tight pussy – which she does. FTW! If you need further convincing that Ivy Snow deserves your hard earned cash then click on the link below for more free pics of this hot alt-babe. You can thank me later.

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Joanna Angel's Heavy Metal Pussy Party

Queue the Cannibal Corpse CD cause Joanna Angel has a new website titled Heavy Metal Pussy Party! As you can imagine it features heavily tatted chicks that fuck or get fucked – pretty much the usual from the queen of alt-porn. This isn’t really my cup of tea but I do like Joanna’s purple hair, nice tits, and big nose so here we are – me posting about Heavy Metal Pussy Party. If you are a fan of this genre then by all means, check it out, but if you are the type of dude that like Met-Art…well you probably stopped reading and moved on already.

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Violet Erotica

I have never posted anything about Violet Erotica on My Porno Life before (mainly because she has massive fake tits) but all that changes today. Maybe it’s the alcohol that is still running through my veins or the lack of sleep but this set gives me a chubby. I am, very causally, into the whole “gas mask porn” niche because the content usually features some very cool locations and lighting, not to mention all the chicks usually have vibrant colored hair which I dig – it’s all very comic booky. So while looking for pictures of naked girls to post this morning, and nursing a hangover, I stumbled across alt-porn vixen Violet wearing fishnet stockings, a bondage outfit, and a gas mask and I thought to myself, “Hey penis, do you think that’s hot?” and it moved. So there you have it – Violet Erotica doing gas mask porn makes my penis move. What more can I say?

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MistyGates.com - Member Section

In my never ending pursuit to make My Porno Life the go-to blog for porn and hot chicks I realized that needed to take things to the next level. So starting now I will be doing reviews of the sites that I talk about. Rachel Sexton was kind enough to provide me with passes to her site, Misty Gates, and Malloy Martin so that I can review them and thus get the ball rolling on this new venture. I will be using a 1-5 rating system (1 = the suck, 5 = welcome to boner town). So without further ado here is my first review - MistyGates.com!

The first thing you will notice about Misty Gates , besides her amazing body, is her whimsical nature. She is perfect for the solo-girl scene because her personality really shines through in the photo sets and videos (an often overlooked “X factor” many would be solo-girl sites lack). A lot of what Misty Gates does has a tongue-in-cheek nature to it. She’s very much in tune with the internet culture and often times pokes fun at popular memes and trends.

Misty Gates - Sleep Creeper

Member Section

MistyGates.com has a decent amount of content for members to browse through. She has a plethera of hi-res photos, videos to watch, live cams, cam archives, candid pics, a blog, a few friend sets, and a forum. Her photo sets only offer one size pics (1200 pixels) and no zipsets so you have to download each image by hand. The videos only come in one format too, Windows Media (.wmv) – It would be nice to watch embedded flash videos especially on a site that is aimed at internet savvy surfers.

Score – 3 (out of 5)

Misty Gates - Waking Up With Misty

Content

What Misty Gates lacks in functionality she makes up for with pure hotness and abundance of content. With frequent photo and video updates as well as an active forum there is always something for members to do or jerk off to. Misty Gates is not the type of girl that you get bored of quickly – her ass is amazing and she loves to show it off. Misty Gates seems to always push the envelope with fetishes (she does a “sleep creep” photo set!) and strives to give her members something unexpected (the “Ceiling Cat” set made me lol). This is not a hardcore solo-girl site but Misty Gates certainly shows enough skin to make one’s penis hard as a rock!

Score – 5 (out of 5)

Misty Gates - Rainy Day Romp

Overall

The lack of picture sizes and video options make MistyGates.com feel slightly dated which is odd since she is so in tune with pop culture. While I would like to see more functionality in her site I can’t deny the fact that members get a lot of bang for their buck. With 70+ photo sets to look through and 25 videos to watch (as well as candid pics and live cam shows) there is a lot to keep members interested. That coupled with Misty Gates’ goofy personality and amazing body makes her site a true web gem! At $24.99 (rebills at $19.99 a month) I have no problem recommending MistyGates.com to fans of nude solo-girl websites.

Score – 4.5 (out of 5)

Joanna Angel

I’m not particularly fond of chicks with a bunch of tattoos – that being said, Joanna Angel is my ideal pornstar. Weird huh? See, I don’t have anything against individual girls with tattoos but instead the alt-porn culture as a whole. Living in LA it’s hard not to see models with tattoos. What was once an individual statement has now become the norm thus the people who were trying to stand out from the crowd are now lost in a see of ink. Joanna Angel was one of the first pornstars to push the alt-porn scene forward so as a pioneer she gets a pass. So then why is she my ideal porn star? I love her hair – dark hair with vibrant colored hi-lights is my favorite style; I love her natural tits; I love her big nose – you know how much I love big beaks; I love her business savvy mentality; I love that she inserts giant dildos in ever orifice. If one were to fuck a pornstar she might as well be freaky in bed right? Well click on the link below and find out how freaky Joanna Angel is.

Click here to see where Joanna Angel inserts a big dildo (Hint: it’s not her pussy)

Linda F for Met-Art

Sometimes I take for granted why Met-Art is the #1 nude multi-girl website on the interwebs then I see Linda. Holy shit balls, this chick is absolutely amazing looking! Aside from the tattoo she is perfect. Can you find anything wrong with her? I didn’t think so. Linda’s body – flawless; her tits – natural and perky; her eyes – stunning.  She is the female template comic book artists use to create super heroines. She is the visual representation of what guys fantasize about when they are bored at work. Linda is “woman” personified. Can you tell that I kinda dig her? She looks like Wonder Woman for crying out loud how can I not be smitten with her?! Ok I think you get the point, time to go enjoy this wonderful Sunday afternoon in LA by sitting in my chair and rubbing one out. Late.

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Misty Gates "Baby Oil" Zipset

Due to popular demand those hot-as-hell babes at Epic Panda are offering another boner inducing Downloadable Zipset. This time we are treated to Misty Gates covered in baby oil and using a funky looking vibrator on her beautiful pussy. This beefy 1.29 GB download zip file features a 44 min video shot in glorious 1080p and 222 hi-res photos for just $21.99! Seriously, that’s a lot of Misty Gates masturbating for very little money – you will nut multiple times to this I assure you. Don’t forget, you can’t find this content on her website so if you are a fan of Misty Gates you HAVE to get this zipset! Get there.

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Misti Dawn

MeowMistiDawn.com is a new solo girl site in the Joanna Angel’s Burning Angel Network. As you might expect Misti Dawn is a tattooed alt-porn model that likes to pose nude and play with herself. By “play with herself” I do mean up to and including fingering her own asshole. I think that pretty much tells you what kind of solo-girl site MeowMistiDawn.com – no softcore porn teases here!

What you do get is a hardcore redhead that likes to insert anything and everything into all of her holes. Members of MeowMistiDawn.com get access to 100% exclusive content, pics and videos, candid pictures and access to her blog. Since the site just launched there isn’t as much content as you might hope but MeowMistiDawn.com is backed by the Burning Angel Network so you know it won’t just fade away.

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Happy 420

Wow, I totally forgot that today was April 20th. I guess I have been working too much lately. This quick post goes out to all my fellow part time weed smokers and the full time potheads. Have fun today and don’t forget that beating off feels 100 times better when stoned. Happy 420!

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Misty Gates - Nude Guitar Solo

I have no musical talent whatsoever but these pics of Misty Gates playing her guitar nude makes me want to learn an instrument (as it stands right now the only “instrument” I know is my own penis). There is something really sexy about a hot babe playing a guitar. I guess it’s the same for women getting wet for a dude in a band – it’s just universally hot (no homo). Of course Misty Gates is fuckable on her own and doesn’t need any sort of aid in that area but I’m not going to complain about her choice of props. Too bad I can’t verify if Misty Gates actually knows how to play guitar or not but in the end does it really matter? No it doesn’t.

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