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Devon Michaels looks like She Hulk – Why am I kinda aroused?

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Devon Michaels for Aziani

When I saw this pic of Devon Michaels, looking like she was going to bite a dick off, the first thing I thought was “She kinda looks like She Hulk minus the green skin”. That’s not necessarily a bad thing seeing as how I would like to have sex with She Hulk (I’m not really into the whole muscle model thing but I am into the whole green skin thing). To illustrate my point, and because I have nothing better to do with my time, I whipped up this quick photochop of Devon Michaels as the green Marvel superhero.

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Devon Michaels as She Hulk

See, she does look like She Hulk! I’m sure if I spent more time on the image it would look better but I’m tired and need to take a nap before seeing TOOL tonight at LA Live. Just for the record and so I don’t have my Aziani affiliate account cancelled – Devon Michaels as She Hulk was created by me as a parody and is not affiliated with Aziani.com. So with that out of the way feel free to turn her into whatever comic book monstrosity you like!

Click here to see more free pics of Devon Michaels (NOT as She Hulk)

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New solo-girl website by Burning Angel – MeowMistiDawn.com

New solo alt-porn girl Meow Misti Dawn by Joanna Angel Alt-Porn

Misti Dawn

MeowMistiDawn.com is a new solo girl site in the Joanna Angel’s Burning Angel Network. As you might expect Misti Dawn is a tattooed alt-porn model that likes to pose nude and play with herself. By “play with herself” I do mean up to and including fingering her own asshole. I think that pretty much tells you what kind of solo-girl site MeowMistiDawn.com – no softcore porn teases here!

What you do get is a hardcore redhead that likes to insert anything and everything into all of her holes. Members of MeowMistiDawn.com get access to 100% exclusive content, pics and videos, candid pictures and access to her blog. Since the site just launched there isn’t as much content as you might hope but MeowMistiDawn.com is backed by the Burning Angel Network so you know it won’t just fade away.

Click here to see more pics of Misti Dawn fingering her asshole

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Here’s Nikki’s fire crotch to celebrate St. Patty’s Day

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Nikki Rhodes for Redhead Smut

Happy St. Patty’s Day everyone! I can’t think of a better way to celebrate the holiday then by drinking a Guinness and looking at a hot redhead using a dildo on  her fire crotch. Nikki Rhodes is a true Irish lass with her fair skin, freckles, and vibrant red hair. My 1/2 Irish penis is certainly moving (the other German half feels neglected). Have fun today everyone. Eat some corned beef and cabbage, drink some green beer, jerk off to some redhead smut, and be safe!

Click here to see more red hot pics of Nikki Rhodes

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Faye Reagan fingers herself by the pool

Faye Reagan fingers herself by the pool for Redhead Smut

Faye Reagan for Redhead Smut

Faye Reagan is in no way new to the porn scene, she has been around for years, but does that make her any less hot? Fuck no! The fact that she hasn’t been swallowed up in a sea of nameless wannabes is because Faye stands out of the crowd. Her beautiful red hair, natural tits and puffy nipples help solidify her status as an A list model. Hell, I even love her freckles (I have had many discussions about freckles on redhead chicks with a buddy of mine. He thinks it’s gross, I think it’s perfection). Plus Faye Reagan won’t shy away from girl-on-girl hardcore action and that pretty much sums her up – “Hot redhead with puffy nipples and freckles likes to get fucked by chicks”. Sounds like a keeper to me.

Click here to see pics of Faye Reagan fingering herself by the pool

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Some awesome T&A to look at during “The Big Game”

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Ariel is a sexy Farmwife for Watch4Beauty

This post goes out to all my readers that don’t watch football or (heaven forbid) the game turns out to be lame and the rest of us need something else to do. I don’t know what’s worse watching two teams when I have no vested interest in either of them or a one sided game? Luckily the former won’t be a problem because I grew up in Maryland I heard all about the Colts leaving Baltimore in the dead of night. I was bred to have a dislike for the Indianapolis Colts. At least it’s something for me to go on so now here’s hoping the game itself is entertaining. If it isn’t though I always have Ariel to drool over.

Click here to sneak a peek at Ariel during halftime

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“You using the whole fist, Doc?”

Redhead Faye Reagan gets fisted for Redhead Smut

Redhead Faye Reagan gets fisted for Redhead Smut

What we have here is a fist in a vagina. I didn’t know Faye Reagan was down with that. Well good for her. It sort of reminds me of a time when I had to get a prostate exam. See, I was donating sperm in an effort to make money take over the world and I had to go get a check-up before I would be eligible. I go to the doctors office and he does the usual stuff but it’s all fun and games until you have a finger up your asshole. Here’s how my first prostate exam went down (absolutely true story):

Doc (doing the usual examination and making small talk about Chevy Chase) – “You ever see that movie…”

Me – “Fletch?”

Doc – “Yea! Great movie! Do you remember what Fletch sings in the doctor’s office?”

Me (becoming more nervous) – “Ummmm…Moon River?”

Doc – “That’s it. Now turn around and bend over for me, I need to do a prostate exam.”

Me – “Awesome…”

As the doctors fingers are firmly wedged in my ass I realize that this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to use the most appropriate quote ever.

Me – “You using the whole fist, Doc?”

I could feel the doc’s laughter though his fingers in my butt.

If you haven’t closed out the browser window yet click here to see Faye Reagan get fisted

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A hot redhead for Football Sunday

Natalia is a hot redhead for Met-Art

Natalia is a hot redhead for Met-Art

I’m pretty happy about the Ravens beating the hell out of the Patriots in the first round of the playoffs. It would have been nice to watch a better game but hey, a win’s a win. Now it’s time to look at some porn whilst waiting for the next game to start. I came across this hot set of Natalia for Met-Art in my email the other day and couldn’t wait to show you guys. Yes she is a beautiful redhead with an amazing body but what I really love about this set is the photography. It’s a night shoot on what looks like roof of a house so you get some cool compositions and lighting effects. You can tell thought was put into the setting Natalia was going to be featured in which is rare in the porn community – it’s usually all about the model, not the background. Not to mention her styling really pops with beautiful vibrant colors that enhance her red hair and fair skin. Now that’s quality!

Click here to see more hot pics of Natalia for Met-Art

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Mylene gets wet for Met-Art

Mylene for Met-Art

Mylene for Met-Art

It’s nice to know that I am not 100% jaded by porn and that sometimes a photo set really knocks my socks off because of either the photography or the model. In this particular case it’s both.  I love Mylene’s vibrant red hair and milky white skin as well as the unique setting. Seriously, how cool are these pics? Not too many people shoot “wet looks” in a studio especially with actual water running in the shot and I love the black stockings Mylene is wearing. Absolutely top notch content but do I really expect any less from Met-Art? No, I only expect the best and so should you.

Click here to see more awesome pics of Mylene wet for Met-Art

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Nikki Rhodes is a sexy redhead

Nikki Rhodes

Nikki Rhodes

Nikki Rhodes is a redhead lover’s dream come true. She has beautiful natural tits, a big fat ass (for a white girl) and a perfect fire crotch. I am actually a huge redhead fan myself (except Carrot Top – that dude freaks me out) so of course all of their ginger traits turn me on, even the excessive amount of freckles (if you don’t love the freckles than you are NOT a true redhead fan), it’s just hard to find ones this hot on the interwebs. Maybe they don’t do porn or something, I don’t know, but if  you are a fan of redheads be sure to check out Redhead Smut. With hot babes like Nikki Rhodes how can you go wrong?

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Ariel is back baby

Ariel for Met-Art

Ariel for Met-Art

Well, Ariel never actually left I just haven’t written about her in a while. My girlfriend keeps asking me to post more pics of Ariel (I think she has a girl crush on her the same way I have a man crush on Ryan Reynolds) so when I saw these new ones by Met-Art I knew right away that I would have to post them. Actually Ariel is one of my favorite babes on the interwebs as well – with her cartoonish red hair, beautiful natural tits and milky white skin what’s not to love? So if you are stuck inside because it’s snowing sit back and enjoy these pics of my girlfriend’s favorite babe soaking up the rays on a tropical island.

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