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Hellizabeth Queen

If you are the type of person that likes super skinny babes – ones that weigh 90lbs and have zero body fat – then you are gonna love this brand new hardcore solo-girl Hellizabeth Queen. I haven’t seen a chick this tiny since Fuckable Lola (shit, Lola probably weighs more). These pics of Hellizabeth Queen might be a little deceiving though as she apparently has multiple tattoos now. Another thing you can’t tell from these pics is that she does hardcore girl/girl scenes were she uses everything from fingers to double sided dildos. Check out her website, HellizabethQueen.com to get a better idea of what she has to offer because if you got a boner from these pics then you are gonna love everything else.

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How would you like to nail Fuckable Lola? Who wouldn’t right? Well how you you like to nail Fuckable Lola on a bed of money? That would be like riding an armored unicorn into battle against robot zombies – fucking awesome! But if fictitious battles aren’t your thing then just sit back and watch the video above or click on the pic below because there is a whole lot of hotness going on. Fuckable Lola rubbing her puffy pussy until she cums is one of those things your shouldn’t miss in life kinda like riding an armored unicorn – if you ever get a chance to do it THEN DO IT!

Fuckable Lola

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Anya for MPL Studios

It’s a fine line between “cute” and “sexy” but Anya pulls it off so well that one might be so inclined to call her “cexy” …that is, of course, if one were a retard. Seeing as how I didn’t take the short bus to school (it was medium sized) I will just say that I enjoy Anya’s ability to be both accessibly beautiful and sultry at the same time. Her tight body, perfect breasts, and adorable smile put her in a category all her own. The top-notch photography of this set doesn’t hurt either. I am a big fan of the one-light-source look as it enhances the stomach muscles of the model and really ads a sense of depth to the image. Whatever aspect of this photo set is your favorite I am sure we can all agree that it’s hot as hell and cute at the same time.

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Diddylicious nude covered in slime

Oh god, what do I start this post with? An 80’s reference? A Ghostbusters quote? Arrrghh! Too many choices! Ok, ok – “He slimed me”. There, my Ghostbusters quote – now I am happy.

So who else remembers “slime” from when they were kids? As a child of the greatest decade ever, the 1980’s, it was everywhere! He-Man had a slime-centric play set (we learned quickly that Moss Man should be kept far away from that scenario), Hot Wheels had a couple of tracks that featured the green goo, and You Can’t Say That on Television (the show that put Nickelodeon on the map) featured someone getting slimed as part of ever show. The 80’s was ruled by slime. You could even buy it for 25 cents at K-Mart much to our parent’s chagrin. I just remember that shit smelling weird, like soap or something. Wow, memories.

Oh yea, Diddylicious covered in slime is pretty hot but I’m sure it’s messy as shit. Sucks to be her but we win. I hope you enjoyed this blast from the past as much as I did and if you didn’t grow up in the 80’s – well it sucks to be you.

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Francesca Facella for Twistys

Holy shit I think I can see Francesca’s tonsils from here! Ahhh “porn” pics, I love ‘em. We’ve all see Francesca look beautiful and classy for X-Art so now it’s time for her to look pornish and slutty as Franziska Facella for Twistys. Trying to keep up with all these girl’s different names is really a full time job but one that I do just for you guys. One thing I love about Twistys’ website is how vibrant and colorful the photographs are – it’s like a big bag of jelly beans. Actually the thought of eating candy right now makes me sick since I gorged on Easter treats all day yesterday…ugh. Francesca on the other hand doesn’t make me nauseous in the slightest – I could stare at her all day! No matter what her name is, Francesca or Franziska, she is still a phenomenal piece of ass.

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Fuckable Lola

I love a woman in uniform. There is just something sexy about it that I can’t really define. Maybe it’s the whole “authority” fetish and I secretly want to be dominated by them or maybe it’s the juxtaposition of power and sexuality. Who knows and who cares because no matter how you look at it Fuckable Lola is hot as shit in her police uniform. She could use those handcuffs on me any day of the week and I wouldn’t put up any resistance.

If you like your woman super petite with tiny titties then you will love Fuckable Lola for sure. This chick gets real naughty on her website too! Members have full access to all her nude photo sets, candid pictures, her diary, and HD video of her masturbating with all sorts of dildos and vibrators. That’s not too bad for $24.99 a month. Click on the link below to check out picture samples and a video preview of Lola in her sexy police uniform. That should keep you entertained for a while right?

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Petite Solo Girl Jacynth

I was going to write something about how unfortunate Jacynth looks and how it confuses and angers me that someone would think she would make a good solo model but my girlfriend wants me to be nice so I spent 10 minutes staring at this picture to see if any aspect of her made my penis move. The good news is my cock shifted slightly, the bad news is I think it was because I sneezed. Look, I don’t think she is the ugliest girl in the world and I am sure someone somewhere out there likes her but in my defense when the webmaster sent out the “announcement” for Jacynth’s new site here’s what I opened up my email to see…

You need to warn a motherfucker if you are going to include an image like that in an email especially if said motherfucker is drinking their morning coffee and eating breakfast. Like Lando Calrissian in Empire Strikes Back, “It’s not my fault!” that I don’t like Jacynth – I had a bad first impression and now I can’t shake the feeling of fear whenever I look at her.

See baby, that wasn’t too mean was it?

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Sandy in "Nude Workout" for X-Art

I’m not sure that I can come up with anything witty to say today, because I am fairly certain that I am still stoned from last night, so I will just talk about Sandy’s awesome vagina. Does that work for you guys? Cool. So, have you ever seen a prettier pussy than hers? Yea, me neither. That thing is fucking flawless. I guess some chicks are just gifted with a nice box and some look like they have gone through a meat grinder. Whether it’s from use or genetics I hate a messed up vageen. I guess that really doesn’t need to be said huh? That’s like saying “I hate it when I am wiping and my finger punches through the toilet paper and I get poo on it” – It’s just a given, ya know? Well that’s all I got to say. See you on the other side, Ray.

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Pure Ashley fingers her own ass

Today is my birthday and you know what I wanna see? I want to see a tiny blonde chick with a big nose (because I love them so) finger her own asshole. Oh look here it is! Pure Ashley made my wish come true. Happy birthday to me bitches – See you guys tomorrow!

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Fuckable Lola is a very naughty schoolgirl

Wow I thought for sure that Fuckable Lola would be a one-hit-wonder and I wouldn’t be hearing much about her after her site launched (as is the case with most new solo-girl sites). I’m glad I was wrong because Lola looks hot as hell in this very naughty schoolgirl outfit. It’s been a while since I was in school but if I saw a chick like this walking down the hall my ass would have gotten a nose bleed and passed out. This photo set of Fuckable Lola is the stuff ever kid in school daydreams about and why I would never want to be a teacher.

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