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Jessica Parker Kennedy topless in Decoys - The Second Seduction

There’s a new show on The CW that’s getting a lot of buzz called The Secret Circle and I could care less about it until I saw this pic of Jessica Parker Kennedy flashing her sweet tits in Decoys – The Second Seduction (some shit-tastic Skinimax movie from the looks of it). She’s definitely a cutie and has a nice rack to boot. I doubt this will make me want to watch The Secret Circle but Jessica Parker Kennedy is officially on my radar now.

Photo courtesy of NudoGraphy

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Scarlett Johansson

About fucking time Scarlett Johansson had some leaked cellphone pics. I feel like I’ve waited for ever for these and now that they are here I feel…meh. I thought she would have bigger boobs. Her ass looks great in the first pic though.

Oh and if there was any doubt that these are real, TMZ is reporting that she has contacted the FBI to look into who hacked her cellphone. Really, they look into that kinda shit? Doesn’t the FBI have better things to do? Well I guess I have a cease and desist order to look forward to in the future…at least I better, I never got one for posting the Vanessa Hudgens pics like everyone else did

Photos courtesy of WWTDD

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Emily Browning in Sleeping Beauty

Hey, did you think Emily Browning was kinda weirdly hot in Sucker Punch and wanted to see her get naked with old dudes? Now you can in Sleeping Beauty (read the IMDb synopsis here)! I am definitely gonna rent this on Netflix when it comes out but for now if you want to see a lot more of Emily Browning’s perky little tits check out the post on The Nip Slip – They have a shitton pics and .GIFs waiting for you. Enjoy!

Click here to see more fee pics and videos of Emily Browning courtesy of Mr.Skin
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Nicki Minaj nip-slip on Good Morning America

Nicki Minaj was on Good Morning America last week and I’m sorry I missed it because word on the street is she pretty much performed the whole time with one of her nipples hanging out. Call me ghey but I love Nicki Minaj so these pics are definitely going to get used often. I’d give my tiny toe to suck on those chocolate colored nipples. Mmmmmmm

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I honestly have no idea what Nurse 3D is about, since the IMDb page pretty much has no info at the moment, but judging by this poster it could be the greatest movie ever made. Lionsgate is taking a big chance by showing off this much nudity but its certainly building up buzz for the film. I just hope we get to see Paz De La Huerta’s poky nipples in 3D and this isn’t some sort of marketing scheme (we all know that’s a possibility). Side note – can I tell you how angry I was that Resident Evil: Afterlife featured no Milla Jovovich 3D nudity. She was naked in every other entry in the series WTF?!

Photo courtesy of The Nip Slip

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Jennifer Lopez may be a huge cunt in real life but I’m not going to turn down an opportunity to jerk off the her giant chocolate colored areolas! Here she is on the German TV show Wetten Dass letting one of her puppies see the light of day. Honestly I had no idea that her areolas were that big, I pictured her with more petite ones. That’s why everyone loves a good nip-slip, you learn so much about a person by their nipples…or at least I do.

Photo Courtesy of The Nip Slip

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I had no interest in ever seeing the Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston romcom Just Go with It until images of Brooklyn Decker’s massive natural tits started showing up online. Here’s her latest one where she is wearing a see-through top in a shoot for S Magazine. My god those breast are flawless. It’s almost enough to make me want to watch Just Go with It …almost.

Photo courtesy of The Nip Slip

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The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo remake poster is one of the hottest movie advertisements I have ever seen. Much better than X-Men First Class trying to market the movie to pedophiles (I am referring to the disturbing amount of advertising they did featuring the scene with young Charles Xavier and a naked 10 year old Mystique). “How can you go wrong with boobs?” which is what they were thinking with this pic I’m sure. I still probably won’t see The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo in theaters but I will beat off to the poster. That’s gotta count for something, right?

Photo courtesy of EW.com

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Khloe Kardashian nipslip on Fox & Friends

According to her blog Khloe Kardashian was pretty thrilled that she got a nipslip on Fox & Friends yesterday. Honestly, that makes her a little cooler in my book. I hate the fact that everyone in Hollywood has to always be so PC about things and it’s refreshing to hear someone actually have a sense of humor. Sure she still threw in the obligatory  ”I’m sorry if it offended anyone” but then she said, “I would be lying if I said I thought this was a big deal”. Khloe Kardashian might look like a hairless Wookie but at least she loves nipslips as much as I do –  ”I have a nipple obsession and personally love when women show their nipples”, stated Khloe on her blog.

Image courtesy of Egotastic

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Lady Gaga at CFDA Fashion Awards

In the world of keyboard warriors and bloginators I am a bit of an anomaly, I love Lady Gaga! I enjoy her music, I think she is hot, and I want to have lots and lots of sex with her. So to say I am “turned on” by this (for all practical purposes) topless pic of the Lady Gaga would be an understatement. I just want to run up to her and squeeze those full breasts and suck on her pale nipples. On a side note – Thank god for fashion shows and/or events otherwise my entire childhood would be spent nip-slip free and that would be sad.

Photo courtesy of Drunken Stepfather

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