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Justyna for MC-Nudes

I can’t seem to find my pair of 3D glasses at the moment but I’m going to assume that the 3D does in fact work – You may have to follow the link to the original pics because I had to resize this one to fit on the blog and I don’t know if that fucks it up or not. I’m excited about the potential of 3D TVs and laptops but I don’t think I will invest in the ones that make you wear glasses, I want the glasses-less ones like the 3DS. The thought of watching porn and mainstream movies like Tron: Legacy (also considered porn by me due to the amount of times I have jerked off to it since Tuesday) in 3D, without glasses, and in the comfort of my own apartment definitely makes my penis hard. Until then at least we have sites like MC-Nudes giving us a little something extra to wank to.

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Cassandra bringing sexy back for MC-Nudes

In order to bring sexy back a person has to be properly prepared for what is about to be unleashed lest said sexy knocks them off their feet. As demonstrated by Cassandra the best way to prepare for the sexy is to plant your feet firmly on the ground with a wide stance, not unlike a football player, then stick out your ass as far as you can as it is the primary conduit for the changeling of the sexy. Now that she is ready with a low center of gravity Cassandra can let loose with all the sexy she wants without the fear of losing her balance and thus prematurely ending the sexy before it is able to come to fruition.

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Melisa for MC-Nudes

I love Melisa, she is one of my all time favorite nude models and she has never looked better than she does in this photo set for MC-Nudes. Her body is so firm that she could be a fitness model – Not one of those bulky She Hulk looking girls but the sexy, slightly muscular ones that look like the work out regularly and without steroids. Good for us that Melisa isn’t a fitness model and is instead a nude model because if she were the former we might not be staring at naked pics of her right now. Those fitness models are so stuck up – “I can’t do nudes otherwise I might not get that Nike contract”. Pffftt who cares about Nike and all the money they have to throw around? Don’t you want the whole world to see every inch of your vulnerable, naked body? Don’t you want your pics floating around the interwebs until the end of time for your grandkids to see? I know I would! Wait, on second thought………

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Jamie for MC-Nudes

Those of you that read My Porno Life on a regular basis know my love for chicks with big hips so when you see Jamie here you will probably have a good idea how excited I was to post her. Not only is she a very beautiful woman she also has a thick lower half that I fucking love. Of course big hips don’t matter too much if the girl’s waist is big too, because then she’s just fat, but Jamie here has a small, toned midsection that helps accentuate her hourglass figure. Her fake tits are perky and are a perfect size for her body. Jamie is an all around hot chick and I hope we get to see more of her in the future because I definitely can’t get enough of those big hips!

Jamie for MC-Nudes

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Melisa for MC-Nudes

I’ve written about Melisa a few times now between my various blogs and I can honestly say that this set for MC-Nudes is the hottest she has ever looked. Her awesomely toned body coupled with amazing photography = me having a mad boner right now. Look at her stomach for fuck’s sake – it’s not too toned but not too un-toned (?), it’s a perfect semi-six pack. Did that make any fucking sense? Who cares, Melisa’s body is crazy and you should worship her for the porn goddess she is and MC-Nudes has the best set featuring her thus far. Anyone who think’s otherwise is out of their mind.

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Patricia for MC-Nudes

Patricia is one of those girls that isn’t rail thin but is still sexy as hell. Actually I am not really turned on by chicks that weigh less than 100 lbs. I like my chicks to have a little meat on their bones and have a shape to them like Patricia here. When I look at some of these “celebs” the look like skeletons I want to vomit in their eye holes. But seeing as how I sit in my ivory tower criticizing woman for their imperfections from the comfort of my room all the while sipping on coffee and forgetting to shave my beard maybe I should be nicer – maybe I should look in the mirror and say to myself “Enough is enough. All women are beautiful in their own right!” Then I remember that it’s my God given right as an American to be a dick, no I take that back, it’s my God given right as an American to be the biggest dick I can possibly be and if I have to destroy some ugly chick’s self esteem then so be it! Besides, it makes my compliments to Patricia that much more valid. God Bless America.

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Melisa for MC-Nudes

I did a little reorganizing here on My Porno Life yesterday that I hope you guys will find useful. I went in and re-categorized all the post and added “Solo-Girl Sites” and Multi-Girl Sites” with subcategories under the latter so now you can search by X-Art, Met-Art, or all Multi-Girl Sites. I deleted “Hotness” because I was categorizing everything under that which sort of defeats the point. If you have any suggestions to make the site more user friendly please feel free to drop a comment in this post. Happy searching!

So now that we got that PSA out of the way lets move onto the fun stuff – naked chicks! I think I have posted Melisa on MPL Babes and MPL Tits at this point but I don’t think I have posted her on MPL Proper (my little nickname for My Porno Life when I talk about it in mixed company) but I could be wrong, I look at a lot of naked chicks. Who cares though, I could have posted Melisa a hundred times here and would still write about her a hundred times more because she is insanely hot! Just look at those eyes, they are fucking gorgeous (no homo) and her stomach is bangin! Wars have been fought over women less beautiful (which is probably correct cause you know Helen of Troy probably had hairy underarms and a crazy bush) so click on the link below and fight a war with your own penis to see who gets to take home Melisa – it’s a win/win!

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Zafira for MC-Nudes

I am a little stumped right now because I can’t tell if Zafira’s tits are real or fake. I usually have a good eye for that shit but there is something about these boobies that is throwing my radar off. If they are real then they are awesome! Zafira’s knockers looks super bouyant and round which, of course, could be attributed to age – if she is young enough then time and gravity haven’t taken their toll. The reason I think they might be fake is because they are too perfect. I normally don’t dig on silicone but in Zafira’s case I would make an exception. I can appreciate a girl wanting just a little something to boost her tiny boobies up a bit as long as she doesn’t over do it. Anyways, click on the link below and help me figure this shit out so I can tag the post properly. Leave a comment and let me know what your opinion is.

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Rachel Evans in a tub of milk for MC-Nudes

So my girlfriend says that being in a tub of milk is good for your skin. Of course I ask, “what about a tub of my semen?” Needless to say the answer is “no” but I ask why not? Why has evolution denied me the right to fill up a bathtub up with my man juice and have a girl bathe in it because it would be beneficial to her well being? I say it’s time for science to catch up with our collective perversions. I say it’s time to develop a way for me to fill an entire bathtub up with my skin softening jizz so all the hot women in the world can bathe in my greatness. Let the perverts of the world rise up and take back science in the name of porn! Thank you, I’ll be here all week.

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