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Melisa for MC-Nudes

I’ve written about Melisa a few times now between my various blogs and I can honestly say that this set for MC-Nudes is the hottest she has ever looked. Her awesomely toned body coupled with amazing photography = me having a mad boner right now. Look at her stomach for fuck’s sake – it’s not too toned but not too un-toned (?), it’s a perfect semi-six pack. Did that make any fucking sense? Who cares, Melisa’s body is crazy and you should worship her for the porn goddess she is and MC-Nudes has the best set featuring her thus far. Anyone who think’s otherwise is out of their mind.

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Patricia for MC-Nudes

Patricia is one of those girls that isn’t rail thin but is still sexy as hell. Actually I am not really turned on by chicks that weigh less than 100 lbs. I like my chicks to have a little meat on their bones and have a shape to them like Patricia here. When I look at some of these “celebs” the look like skeletons I want to vomit in their eye holes. But seeing as how I sit in my ivory tower criticizing woman for their imperfections from the comfort of my room all the while sipping on coffee and forgetting to shave my beard maybe I should be nicer – maybe I should look in the mirror and say to myself “Enough is enough. All women are beautiful in their own right!” Then I remember that it’s my God given right as an American to be a dick, no I take that back, it’s my God given right as an American to be the biggest dick I can possibly be and if I have to destroy some ugly chick’s self esteem then so be it! Besides, it makes my compliments to Patricia that much more valid. God Bless America.

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Melisa for MC-Nudes

I did a little reorganizing here on My Porno Life yesterday that I hope you guys will find useful. I went in and re-categorized all the post and added “Solo-Girl Sites” and Multi-Girl Sites” with subcategories under the latter so now you can search by X-Art, Met-Art, or all Multi-Girl Sites. I deleted “Hotness” because I was categorizing everything under that which sort of defeats the point. If you have any suggestions to make the site more user friendly please feel free to drop a comment in this post. Happy searching!

So now that we got that PSA out of the way lets move onto the fun stuff – naked chicks! I think I have posted Melisa on MPL Babes and MPL Tits at this point but I don’t think I have posted her on MPL Proper (my little nickname for My Porno Life when I talk about it in mixed company) but I could be wrong, I look at a lot of naked chicks. Who cares though, I could have posted Melisa a hundred times here and would still write about her a hundred times more because she is insanely hot! Just look at those eyes, they are fucking gorgeous (no homo) and her stomach is bangin! Wars have been fought over women less beautiful (which is probably correct cause you know Helen of Troy probably had hairy underarms and a crazy bush) so click on the link below and fight a war with your own penis to see who gets to take home Melisa – it’s a win/win!

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Zafira for MC-Nudes

I am a little stumped right now because I can’t tell if Zafira’s tits are real or fake. I usually have a good eye for that shit but there is something about these boobies that is throwing my radar off. If they are real then they are awesome! Zafira’s knockers looks super bouyant and round which, of course, could be attributed to age – if she is young enough then time and gravity haven’t taken their toll. The reason I think they might be fake is because they are too perfect. I normally don’t dig on silicone but in Zafira’s case I would make an exception. I can appreciate a girl wanting just a little something to boost her tiny boobies up a bit as long as she doesn’t over do it. Anyways, click on the link below and help me figure this shit out so I can tag the post properly. Leave a comment and let me know what your opinion is.

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Rachel Evans in a tub of milk for MC-Nudes

So my girlfriend says that being in a tub of milk is good for your skin. Of course I ask, “what about a tub of my semen?” Needless to say the answer is “no” but I ask why not? Why has evolution denied me the right to fill up a bathtub up with my man juice and have a girl bathe in it because it would be beneficial to her well being? I say it’s time for science to catch up with our collective perversions. I say it’s time to develop a way for me to fill an entire bathtub up with my skin softening jizz so all the hot women in the world can bathe in my greatness. Let the perverts of the world rise up and take back science in the name of porn! Thank you, I’ll be here all week.

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Angelica for MC-Nudes looks like a badass chick

Damn, Angelica looks like one badass chick. Is it wrong that I am turned on by that? Sure she has a fucking awesome body and beautiful natural breasts but I am think I am more aroused by the fact that she looks like she could hurt me. I call it “The Baroness Fetish”. See, as a kid I had a thing for The Baroness on G.I.Joe and would fantasize about her capturing me and forcing secrets out of me via sexual acts. I was young so my imagination was fairly limited when I fantasized about said “sexual acts” but the idea of strong female having her way with me sort of stuck with me. Now when I see a chick like Angelica I get a mad boner. Jesus, I was a perverted kid.

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Eve in 3D for MC-Nudes

It’s 2010 and I am finally promoting my first 3D porn site. Welcome to the future – now where’s my jetpack damn it?! MC-Nudes is the first site that I have come across that actively produces photo sets and HD Video in 3D. Granted you need a pair of those anaglyph glasses (you know the ones with one red lens and one blue) to get the proper effect but hey, it’s pretty fucking cool. If nude babes in 3D isn’t your thing MC-Nudes still has a whole site dedicated to “normal” porn and a massive collection of models with daily updates that include hi-res photos and HD Video. It’s definitely worth checking out if you are a Met-Art or Femjoy fan looking for something new and different.

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