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Malloy Martin

Malloy Martin is exactly what dudes look for in a chick. We want a curvy babe with awesome natural breasts what can deep throat a big cock (or an average sized cock in my case). So how come, as a society, it’s impolite for us guys to ask a girl (especially if she is a potential mate) if she sucks dick? It’s not like it has to be all that vulgar of a question but it should be openly discussed at least on the second date or something.  It’s a real bummer when you start dating someone and you get the whole “oh, I don’t give blow jobs” line. Here’s what I say to that – “Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.” Or if she’s real hot and good in the sack but doesn’t give head you just tell her that you aren’t going to Tuna Town until she swallows your hog. See how long she doesn’t like “it” then.

See Malloy Martin deep throat a dildo after the break –>

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Rachel Sexton and Malloy Martin

You don’t see this happening too often now do you? A hot chick groping another hot chick whilst she sleeps. Madness! One of the reasons I love promoting Rachel Sexton and Malloy Martin, besides the obvious boner inducing sexiness, is that they don’t take themselves too seriously and always seem to have fun on their shoots. All the ladies at Epic Panda (these two ladies plus Misty Gates and Brooke Marks) just ooze sex appeal and personality. I think, especially in the current adult entertainment climate we are in, surfers demand more interaction and unique personalities from their solo-girl websites and these babes fit that bill perfectly. If you haven’t check out Rachel Sexton or Malloy Martin then WTF are you waiting for my friends? Get there!

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Malloy Martin giving Rachel Sexton an orgasm Zip Set

Holy shit I can’t believe it’s been a year since I launched My Porno Life! My little boy’s all grown up. When I first started on the path of being a professional blogger and adult affiliate I was full of optimism and high hopes but, as things usually go, shit happened and I was thrown for more than a few loops. The past year had its ups and downs, its good times and bad, but I stuck to my guns and kept plugging away. My dream was, and still is, to create an adult blog that is not only about the porn but about me as well. If you actually read the entries you will get a few nuggets of truth about my life and my thoughts. Sure sometimes I don’t have anything funny or poignant to say but I always try to make My Porno Life fun to read and I hope, in that regard, I have succeeded. I have some plans for my baby over the course of the next year and I hope you guys stick around because with out my readers this would all just be mental masturbation. Thank you for being a fan of My Porno Life.

Enough about me, I know what you came here to see – Malloy Martin giving Rachel Sexton her first on-camera orgasm!

Malloy Martin giving Rachel Sexton an orgasm Zip Set

Talk about an amazing fucking birthday present to My Porno Life. Two of the hottest solo girls in the industry doing naughty shit to each other. Malloy Martin, famous for being a mega hot World of Warcraft nerd, uses a vibrator on Rachel Sexton’s tender pussy and gives her a huge orgasm whilst tied up. Not only do you get 229 hi-res photos when you buy the exclusive zip set you also get a 9 minute HD video of the hot action. You will not find this content on either girl’s website – it’s only available here! Get to downloading you perverted bastards because I guarantee you will not be disappointed!

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Malloy Martin does a retro 90's set

Do me a favor, click on the pic and check out the text under her name. I think it reads, “Malloy is a young model of many styles – here she is rocking a hilarious retro 90′s glam porn look”. Christ, the 90′s are now “retro”? When did that happen? Does that mean “grunge” is “retro”? Is the Playstation (PS1) considered “retro” too? Omg I had just graduated from high school and was working at Funcoland when I bought my PS1! Ugh….Well I guess the great thing about running an adult blog is that I may get older but the girls all stay the same age.

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Mally Martin

“Mmmphhhrrrr  oohhhgggg mmmrrrrphhhhmmm” Yea, that’s what I think when I see this picture. I love Mallow Martin, I think she is a mega hottie and cool as shit cause she plays video games but come on, this is not sexy at all. Once you fellaysh a cucumber on camera you stop being the cute girl-next-door and you enter the realm of porn-girl. It kinda ruins Malloy’s allure for me but I know some people will love pics like this. Hey, variety is the spice of life right?

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Malloy Martin

Here’s another set from nude-solo-girl-newcomer, and World of Warcraft über babe, Malloy Martin. This time we get a candid shower set and by the looks of things a shaved snatch as well (she used to sport a trimmed blonde bush). I’ve always been more of a fan of trimmed vs shaved but I don’t think I will complain too much about her choice in grooming styles though since she is retardedly hot. Too bad I don’t play World of Warcraft because I would love to PvP all over those amazing tits of hers. mmmmmmmm PvP *drool*

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Malloy Martin

A chick this hot that plays World of Warcraft and poses nude can’t possibly exist right? Well hold onto your butts because it’s true! Malloy Martin is a brand new nude solo girl who just happens to be a big nerd too. Now I don’t condone people playing World of Warcraft (or WoW as some call it) because I actually lost a friend to that game (true story, he played it so much that we stopped hanging out and later it contributed to his marriage failing) but what I do find acceptable is a hot chick stripping for the whole world to see. Where’s the harm in that right?

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