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Danielle sits on a Guiness bottle. Who’s thirsty?

Danielle FTV sits on a Guiness bottle

Daniell FTV

St. Patrick’s Day may have come and gone but it’s never too late to enjoy a bottle of tasty Guinness…or insert it into your vagina. I don’t think I will be drinking out of that particular bottle after Danielle is done with it but I sure don’t mind watching. She almost inserts the whole thing deep inside her pussy – pretty impressive if you ask me. I’m not sure why they didn’t release this set before St. Patty’s day as it would have been an obvious choice to put on My Porno Life. Better late then never I guess. I do enjoy the  ”beer wench” costume with her milky melons spilling out of the top. It’s like when you go to the Renaissance Festival and all these fat chicks are walking around with their massive boobs exploding out of ye olde tops and getting hit on by skinny pale guys with acne – except Danielle is actually hot and probably wouldn’t be caught dead at RenFest. I’ve been once and will never go again unless I’m stoned. Weed makes everything better.

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    Gracie flashes her pussy outside for FTV Girls

    Gracie flashes her pussy outside for FTV Girls

    Gracie for FTV Girls

    It feels like Spring is just around the corner so you know what that means – hot chicks in sundresses not wearing any panties. Yea, that’s what comes to my mind when I think about the warmer weather. Of course I am just using Gracie here as a template for my broad generalization but I’m sure more ladies do it than we know. Think about it, if you were a hot babe walking around all day, in the nice Spring weather, wearing a dress wouldn’t you go commando? Yea you would you fucking perv. I have to admit though that I have never seen a girl play with her pussy in public like Gracie is in this photo set by FTV Girls. That’s fucking sexy and totally naughty. Thank God for girls like her because she fuels my perverted fantasies.

    Click here to see what else Gracie does with her pussy in public

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      Pamela fists herself and I explain why thats hot to the ladies

      Pamela fists herself for FTV Girls

      Pamela for FTV Girls

      I like a girl that can fit her whole fist inside her vagina. Why you ask? If you are asking then you must not be a dude. To all my lady readers out there (all one of them – you know who you are) dudes like to see girls fist themselves because its dirty. Of course there are whole other levels of “dirty” but its the naughtiest thing a girl can do to herself without using a toy. Its a clear window into the mind and the personality of the chick pictured. If she can insert her whole hand into herself on camera you know she is a freak in real life because this wasn’t just a one time deal – she had to be practicing at home. Plus the fact that it’s a rarity also adds to the allure. If every hot chick on the planet could fist herself us dudes wouldn’t give a shit about it anymore. Thats not to say we want to see our girlfriends or wives do it but we certainly love seeing some porn slut go wrist deep in her pussy. Now  you know and knowing is half the battle.

      Click here to see more pics of Pamela fisting herself and using a big dildo

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        Danielle flashes her tit in public – I get a boner

        Danielle FTV flashes her tit in public

        Danielle flashes her tit in public

        Danielle FTV is a real hotty to be sure but she didn’t really stand out of the crowd until I saw this set. Sometimes all it take is one pic and boom you’re hooked. That’s not to imply that I have a major hard on for public flashing shots, they do have a certain appeal to them, instead it’s the nip-slip that I love. The nip-slip (aka peekaboo nipple), whether it’s on purpose or accidental, is a guaranteed way to induce bonerism especially if its in public. I have examined my own fetish for this breast phenomena and the conclusion I have drawn is this – I love seeing one boob exposed and one covered because it gives me the best of both worlds and I am able to form a complete mental picture of how a chick’s tits behave in either scenario.  Or maybe I really shouldn’t put that much thought into it and just shut up and jerk off.

        Click here to see Danielle flash more than her tit in public

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          Anne fucks a bottle of wine

          Anne fucks a bottle of wine for FTVGirls

          Anne fucks a bottle of wine for FTVGirls

          Yup, the title pretty much says it all – Anne fucks a bottle of wine for FTVGirls. And yup, that’s pretty fucking hot. Although if I were her I would be worried about it breaking off in my vagina. I guess when choosing the right bottle of wine to facilitate this sexual act one must not only examine the size and girth of said bottle but the structurally integrity of it too. I wonder who’s idea this was from the get-go, Anne’s or the photographers? I can only imagine the awkwardness of trying to initiate that conversation if it was the latter – “So, Anne, um yea…That bottle of wine is not for drinking, it’s for sitting on.”

          Click here to see what else Anne does with that bottle of wine

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            Christine fills her pussy with panties…..ummmmm ok?

            Christine for FTV Girls

            Christine for FTV Girls

            “What’s the definition of ‘vagina’? The box the penis comes in! ” I guess in this case it’s “The box Christine’s panties come in”. So Christine can fill her pussy with panties and then hang a shoe from them. Is that supposed to be some sort of a talent? Does she put that on her resume? I’m sure that I could full my ass with my own underwear and hang a shoe from it too but I really wouldn’t tell anyone about it. If you are reading my blog than you have probably seen your fair share of porn and, like me, you have seen chicks do this before. My question is – is a girl stuffing her own panties into her box a fetish?

            Click here to see more of Christine’s “talent” for FTV Girls

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              Amy Reid for FTV Girls is like Batman Begins

              Amy Reid for FTV Girls

              Amy Reid for FTV Girls

              Amy Reid is one of my all time favorite porn stars. Since she first came on the scene I have loved her big natural boobs and curvy body. Sure she has the whole chubby-face thing going on but that only adds to her appeal in my opinion. Whilst perusing FTV Girls I came across these pics of Amy looking very classy and not at all porn-ish. It’s kinda like seeing Batman Begins for the first time – It’s still the same character you know and love but in a whole different light. Btw, holy boner Batman! Amy’s curves are insane and that stomach is sick (not H1N1 “sick” but I want to shoot hot jizz all over it “sick”) in this shot!

              Must….complete post….before masturbating…………..

              Click here to see more of Amy Reid for FTV Girls

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