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So here’s the deal, JoshGirls just features naked chicks doing some sort of excercise that makes their boobs flop around and the whole thing is video taped in front of a dull grey background. That’s all there is to it. Seriously. The website is so hyper-niche that I don’t think there is even a name for it. But hey, it’s something different that stands out in a sea of average porn so you gotta give him that. Also I think JoshGirls might be mentioned on Howard Stern so there you go, someone noticed the website.

Click here to see more girls exercising naked at JoshGirls

Wow, Jodie is really fucking wet. Look for the pussy juice strand going from her finger to her vajayjay about half way through the video and you will know she isn’t faking that orgasm. Good for her, I hate porn that’s obviously over exaggerated and fake. There’s nothing quite like watching a real chick masturbate and come on camera like Jodie does. Make sure you click on the link below to see more hi-res pics of this sexy babe.

Click here to see more free pics of Jodie for FTV Girsl

Damn, remember when Little Lupe was actually “little”? Now she goes by Lupe Fuentes and looks like a proper pornstar complete with big fake boobs. Whatever floats your boat – I’ll still jerk off to her riding that crazy dildo machine for Aziani. Hey, Lupe will always be cool in my book after her testimony allowed an innocent man to dodge a 20 year prison sentence in Puerto Rico (read the New York Post article here). She didn’t have to fly all the way down there just because some poor dude had one of her DVDs on him when he went through customs but she did and that’s fucking awesome. Hmmmmmm maybe all pornstars aren’t drug addicted whores. Where’s the fun in that though?

Lupe Fuentes for Aziani

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If there was any doubt before that Ember Reigns was going for the “pornstar solo-girl” niche these new pics and videos pretty much makes it a fact. Good for her, I say. What else is she going to do with those big fake tits, bronzed skin, and platinum blonde hair? Ember Reigns was made to fuck and that’s exactly what she does. Even though I am not a fan of fake boobs I have always kinda dug Ember Reigns because every now and again I need a break from amateur shit and want to see some old school porn. Well maybe not “old school” (though I do like 70’s porn) but you know what I mean – Straight up pornography, where the chick gets fucked by the pizza delivery guy or something cliché like that. If you are down with porn (and you probably are if you are reading my blog) then you are down with Ember Reigns…….that was a terrible catch phrase.

Ember Reigns - Bathroom Fucking

Click here to see more pics of Ember Reigns riding a big dick

How would you like to nail Fuckable Lola? Who wouldn’t right? Well how you you like to nail Fuckable Lola on a bed of money? That would be like riding an armored unicorn into battle against robot zombies – fucking awesome! But if fictitious battles aren’t your thing then just sit back and watch the video above or click on the pic below because there is a whole lot of hotness going on. Fuckable Lola rubbing her puffy pussy until she cums is one of those things your shouldn’t miss in life kinda like riding an armored unicorn – if you ever get a chance to do it THEN DO IT!

Fuckable Lola

Click here to see more pics of Fuckable Lola in a bed of money

Taylor Lain: The All American Teen Squirter is at it again – this hot babe loves to punish her tight pussy with huge dildos! I love watching chicks masturbate with anything they can get their hands on but to see a hot teen girl use a big old floppy cock shaped dildo the size of a baby’s arm is the fucking best! Not sure I’d personally want to fuck Taylor Lain after she crammed that up in her, seeing as how it’s twice my length and diameter, but it sure is fun to watch her do it. I’m guessing that when she finally wants kids she will have no problem popping them of her abused vagina but seeing as how I don’t know anything about the female anatomy maybe Taylor Lain’s vagina is naturally small and just springs back into shape. One can only hope.

Taylor Lain - The All American Teen Squirter

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This is what Fuckable Lola does, she humps things until she has an orgasm and thus a whole new sub-genre (and website) was born – Dry Humping. Sure I have talked about the site in the past (see it here) but you guys keep emailing me to post more so here you go. Who am I to deny my fans or the fans of Fuckable Lola? You want to see more of this petite, sexy teen grinding on anything she can find until she cums? You got it!! Personally I don’t get the whole “dry humping” thing, I know Lola is crazy hot and everyone loves her but “dry humping”? Really? Hey, to each his own and if it’s as popular as it seems to be then I guess I am in the minority. Don’t forget Lola also does Dancerbating (dancing whilst masturbating) which my girlfriend thinks is the greatest thing she has ever seen. So there you go, it’s a Fuckable Lola smörgåsbord!

Click here to see Fuckable Lola dry hump the shit out of inanimate objects

There is nothing better than waking up ass early and watching a video of Talia Shepard playing with her amazing tits. She has to have one of the best pair of hooters in the biz. Don’t believe me? Watch the video above of her putting whip cream on them and take note of how firm and supple they are. It’s one thing to look at pictures of Talia Shepard’s beautiful tits and have me tell you how awesome they are but it’s a whole different ballgame when you get to see them move with your own eyeballs. They are truly a sight to behold.

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CLICK HERE to watch the video - Fuckable Lola for DryHumping.net

Well just when you think you have seen it all someone comes up with a new ridiculous fetish to make a porn site with. I think the last time I dry humped anything was…well a week ago but that’s a whole other story.  DryHumping features mostly Lola (from Fuckable Lola) humping anything she can get her hands on – including the air itself. There are some other chicks thrown in the mix for variety but none of them are as hot as her. Watch these ladies hump aeverything from blowup dolls to their beds while wearing skimpy outfits and bikinis. I really don’t have anything else to say about DryHumping and by now you have either decided to watch the video or roll your eyes and move on.

Click here to watch the video of Fuckable Lola dry humping an inflatable dolphin

Megan in "The Morning Bath" for X-Art

I can relate to Megan because this is exactly how I take a bath in the morning. All sensual and shit. I like to feel the warm water gently caress my soft curvy body. The only difference is I am a 32 year old white dude and Megan is a hot blonde chick. If I that statement didn’t make you close this tab and vomit all over your keyboard then please, by all means, click on one of the two pics and watch the video. X-Art never disappoints it’s faithful members when it comes to insane hotness. You will get an instant woody, I promise. Just try not to picture a slightly overweight pale blonde guy doing the same thing in the bath.

Megan in "The Morning Bath" for X-Art

Click here to watch the video of Megan taking a bath for X-Art