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Ember Reigns

How would you like to come home to Ember Reigns nude in the kitchen after a long hard day at work? Don’t lie, your wife isn’t around right now. Yea that’s right, you’d give you left nut to not have to go home to your fat wife and three kids screaming at you – you would much rather be fucking Ember Reigns and playing Call of Duty wouldn’t you (maybe at the same time)? Well guess what? You can’t stick your penis in Ember Reigns and neither can I because she probably has some giant piece of meat for a boyfriend with a 12inch cock…flaccid. All normal dudes (like you and I) can do is jerk off in our chairs while using our tears as lubricant. Get there.

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Jewels Jade for Aziani

Jewels Jade definitely walks a thin line between being muscular and still looking feminine. Not too many fitness models can pull that off but apparently Jewels Jade can. Sure her images have been retouched but who cares? Every chick in the porn industry is retouched when they aren’t on video – welcome to the modern world. At least Jewels Jade has a great figure under all that gaussian blur (photoshop filter). Hell, she has the body of a comic book character and that makes her awesome in my opinion. Can’t you just picture her wearing tight spandex and fighting crime with those huge knockers? I would be her archnemesis in a heart beat just so I fight her on a nightly bases.

And by “fight” I do mean stick my penis in her……BOOM!

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Damn, remember when Little Lupe was actually “little”? Now she goes by Lupe Fuentes and looks like a proper pornstar complete with big fake boobs. Whatever floats your boat – I’ll still jerk off to her riding that crazy dildo machine for Aziani. Hey, Lupe will always be cool in my book after her testimony allowed an innocent man to dodge a 20 year prison sentence in Puerto Rico (read the New York Post article here). She didn’t have to fly all the way down there just because some poor dude had one of her DVDs on him when he went through customs but she did and that’s fucking awesome. Hmmmmmm maybe all pornstars aren’t drug addicted whores. Where’s the fun in that though?

Lupe Fuentes for Aziani

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If there was any doubt before that Ember Reigns was going for the “pornstar solo-girl” niche these new pics and videos pretty much makes it a fact. Good for her, I say. What else is she going to do with those big fake tits, bronzed skin, and platinum blonde hair? Ember Reigns was made to fuck and that’s exactly what she does. Even though I am not a fan of fake boobs I have always kinda dug Ember Reigns because every now and again I need a break from amateur shit and want to see some old school porn. Well maybe not “old school” (though I do like 70’s porn) but you know what I mean – Straight up pornography, where the chick gets fucked by the pizza delivery guy or something cliché like that. If you are down with porn (and you probably are if you are reading my blog) then you are down with Ember Reigns…….that was a terrible catch phrase.

Ember Reigns - Bathroom Fucking

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Lacey Brooks

Unfortunately you don’t see too many blonde chicks with a big round ass but lucky for us we now have Lacey Brooks to jerk off to. This new hardcore teen solo-girl loves to show off her beautiful backside while inserting all sorts of objects in her pussy. Personally I think she would look better without the round fake tits but other than that I think Lacey Brooks is pretty fucking hot! Her photographer is decent enough and the videos are hardcore porn. The site kinda rides the line between glamour nude and amateur – not an easy thing to do. If cute blonde teen girls with perfect bubble butts and fake breasts are your thing then check out Lacey Brooks for sure.

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Devon Michaels for Aziani

When I saw this pic of Devon Michaels, looking like she was going to bite a dick off, the first thing I thought was “She kinda looks like She Hulk minus the green skin”. That’s not necessarily a bad thing seeing as how I would like to have sex with She Hulk (I’m not really into the whole muscle model thing but I am into the whole green skin thing). To illustrate my point, and because I have nothing better to do with my time, I whipped up this quick photochop of Devon Michaels as the green Marvel superhero.

Devon Michaels as She Hulk

See, she does look like She Hulk! I’m sure if I spent more time on the image it would look better but I’m tired and need to take a nap before seeing TOOL tonight at LA Live. Just for the record and so I don’t have my Aziani affiliate account cancelled – Devon Michaels as She Hulk was created by me as a parody and is not affiliated with Aziani.com. So with that out of the way feel free to turn her into whatever comic book monstrosity you like!

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Ember Reigns

Even though I am not a fan of her big fake tits I must say that Ember Reigns looks sexy in her black corset. To be fair I think that a lot of chicks look hot in that sort of contraption but you sort of need some big knockers to really fill it out which she has in spades. Actually I have come to the realization that fake boobs don’t look bad when covered up after all. All these years of hating on chicks with implants all because I worked in a porn store in Maryland and the only experience I had with silicone was on adult box covers – no one had them where I lived! Now that I live in LA I see babes with fake boobies walking around fully clothed and, remarkably enough, I don’t want to vomit on their chests. Who would have thunk it?

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Nessa A in "Linitia" for Met-Art

Ahhhhh Nessa (aka Katrina), I haven’t featured her on My Porno Life in a while! The good news is she looks just as hot as she ever did and just as elongated too.  I swear I have never seen a torso that long before in my entire life but then again I haven’t really seen a pussy that perfect before either. I guess the two go hand-in-hand huh? Nessa is certainly beautiful and I have never seen her take a bad photograph before (whether it’s with Met-Art or X-Art) so she’s batting a thousand right now. If you are new here and/or have never seen Nessa before then by all means click on the link below and see what all the hype is about.

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Markyta in "Landlady" by Watch4Beauty

Damn, it looks to me like Markyta is wifey material. She’s hot as hell, has big boobs (albeit fake ones as far as I can tell), and does the laundry! If Markyta cooks too then you have the total package and you should lock that shit down. I’m sure some Euro-douche is dumping babies in her as we speak so enjoy these pics while you can cause in t-minus 9 months her stomach is gonna be jacked up. Of course that’s just speculation on my part and maybe European babes don’t get knocked up as quickly as LA whores do (especially the ones dating NBA stars) but that’s the great thing about internet porn – thanks to Watch4Beauty Markyta will be forever young and sexy.

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Stacy Shey and Janessa Brazil

Now that the alcohol has left my system I realize that my last two posts were of the bondage variety. I don’t want you guys to think that’s the direction this blog is going so here’s some hot lesbian porn featuring Stacy Shey and Janessa Brazil. See, now things are starting to get back to normal around here right? There’s nothing like looking at pictures of two hot porn girls making out and using vibrators on each other to make a dull Thursday just a little bit better. Hopefully we will see more of this type of content from Stacy Shey in the feature because I love me some lesbians. Enjoy!

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