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Vida Guerra in black lingerie

I know these photos of Vida Guerra nude aren’t necessarily new but does that really matter? Do I really need a reason to show off her insane body? Christ, just look at her stomach, ass, and legs – they are sculpted to perfection. Vida’s still got it where it counts! People say you can’t make a comeback in modeling after you are a certain age (I won’t mention how old she is because that wouldn’t be gentlemanly of me) and I am thrilled to see Vida break that rule. I spent 4 days in Mexico with her shooting her 2008 calendar (as her photographer’s assistant) and I can honestly say that she is one of the few models I have seen that looks just as hot in person as she does in her photographs. Let me tell you something else, her ass is amazing up close! Oh sweet memories…

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Look, I know Sarah Palin is a complete idiot but that doesn’t stop me from wanting to have lots of unprotected penis-intercourse with her (“penis-intercourse” is a phrase coined by my buddy Zodiac which he uses lieu of ”sex” and of course I pervert into phrases like “penis-intercourse with her face” etc). Just hearing her say the words “unprotected sex” and “porn” turns me on. She’s like your friend’s hot mom, you know it’s wrong to fantasize about her but you still find yourself in the bathroom rubbing one out whilst said friend is playing Super Empire Strikes Back on the SNES in the living room.

I don’t care if you are 100 years old or 18 years old, if you live in America or Germany…every man on the planet fantasizes about Carmen Electra doing some hot lesbian action. Well guess what? Our collective fantasy is a reality because there is a Carmen Electra sex tape floating around the interwebs where she engages in some hot girl-on-girl action. It’s a great day to be a dude isn’t it?

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Carrie Prejean sex tape(s)

So word on the street is there are at least 7 sex tapes of the former Miss California and anti-gay marriage hotty, Carrie Prejean, all of her masturbating by herself. Now she’s saying that these tapes were the biggest mistakes of her life. Then why did you make 7 of them? I’m not complaining mind you, I just think she should be proud of them. Everyone masturbates (I’m doing it right now in fact) even hot religious babes!

Shauna Sand

Exactly. Who the fuck is Shauna Sand and why should I care? You know what I see? I see a leathery has-been with giant round fake tits and too much collagen in her lips. But maybe I am being too harsh, maybe she does deserve to be in the spotlight and maybe America needs another nobody sex tape scandal. I guess only time will tell.

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Kim Kardashian is a hot Wonder Woman

I have always had a thing for Kim Kardashian and her big beautiful ass but I never pictured her as the Wonder Woman type. Boy was I wrong on so many levels. She fills that costume out real nice. As a purist I am sort of on the fence about the black leggings but they may grow on me. The rest of the costume is damn near perfect though. Let’s take a look at it from the back side shall we?

Kim Kardashian is a hot Wonder Woman

mmmmmm nice.

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Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel

Word on the street is there might be a sex tape made by Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel floating around. I’m not sure if I want to see Jimmy’s fat ass bouncing up and down on top of she’s-hot-but-kinda-annoying Sarah Silverman but somebody might want to.  I’ll post any updates on said tape here but until then you can use the picture above and your imagination.

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Rihanna

Rihanna

Rihanna

Ok ok…I am well aware of Rihanna’s short comings, like the fact that she is a mofody (short for “more forehead than body”) but I’d still stick my awkward boner in her anyways. I imagine it has more to do with her money and stardom than her looks. Although I am fairly attracted to her I am more attracted to the new car I could be driving right now or the fact that I could stay at home playing video games all day while pretending to do…well whatever it is people pretend to do when they have sugar mamas.

Until I can post personal pics of Rihanna naked the will have to do.

Milla Jovovich

I’ve been a fan of Milla Jovovich since Fifth Element and the first Resident Evil (especially when she slides off of the operating room table and you see her muff…what a way to end a shitty movie!). She’s never been too shy about showing off her goods here and there but to have an awesome full frontal nude pic to look at whenever you feel like is like having a never ending supply of Viagra on your computer! Good job Paul W.S. Anderson: you make moderately entertaining movies but you get to bang this every night. You win.

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Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan

It must be cold outside cause Lindsay Lohan’s nipples are standing at attention. Normally I am sort of neutral to Lindsay, she looks hot some days, but as a general rule of thumb I will never turn down a good hard nipple shot.

I love how in the last pic she is trying to cover up her face as if we are actually looking at it anyways.