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Labor Day porn for all the hard working dudes (and some chicks)

Sexy blonde babe masturbating in public

Sandy Summers

For most people Labor Day weekend is bitter sweet. It’s fun but it also signifies the end of summer and time to go back to school or suffer through another 9 months of work until next summer vacation. For me it’s just another day because I work at home, looking at naked chicks all day, and live in SoCal where it’s summer all year long. Never fear though because your friendly neighborhood pornographer is here lift your spirits with some hot (and appropriately named) Sandy Summer pics to remind you that even though you may be back in school or sitting at a desk job tomorrow I am always here to deliver the porn that gets your through the day. Happy Labor Day!

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Sexy blonde babe Ash Hollywood has cute little boobs

Hot blonde babe with small natural breasts

Ash Hollywood for Twistys

I love natural breasts even if they are small and almost non-existent like the kind Ash Hollywood has. That’s what makes her unique. If she had big round implants she would just be another blonde pornstar in a sea of blonde pornstars with fake tits. You wouldn’t kick Ash out of bed just because she has the chest of a 12 year old boy would you? I didn’t think so. On the other hand I don’t think her porn name really suits her – If she is going to go by “Ash Hollywood” then one would expect big fake knockers because that’s all one sees in Hollyweird. Good for her for going against the grain though. Fight the stereotype, Ash, and keep you boobies small and real!

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Miela’s got it where it counts and then some

Beautiful blonde teen with big natural breasts and an innocent looking face

Miela in Songerie for Errotica-Archives

I saw Miela last night when I was high as fuck and thought she was the hottest thing I have ever seen on the interwebs. Now that I am a little more sober I have agree with my stoned self – Miela is off the charts. Just look at that insane waist to hip ratio and those amazing natural breasts. Not to mention Miela has a gorgeous, innocent looking face – It’s almost as if her face doesn’t know how rockin her body is. “What do you mean you want to stick it in my butt? I’m too innocent for that.” Not anymore sweetie, now you are a nude model on the internet and everyone that sees you will be thinking about all the depraved things they want to do to you whilst rubbing one out. Welcome to the world, Miela.

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Jodie makes herself cum for realz – VIDEO

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Wow, Jodie is really fucking wet. Look for the pussy juice strand going from her finger to her vajayjay about half way through the video and you will know she isn’t faking that orgasm. Good for her, I hate porn that’s obviously over exaggerated and fake. There’s nothing quite like watching a real chick masturbate and come on camera like Jodie does. Make sure you click on the link below to see more hi-res pics of this sexy babe.

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Ember Reigns nude in the kitchen

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Ember Reigns

How would you like to come home to Ember Reigns nude in the kitchen after a long hard day at work? Don’t lie, your wife isn’t around right now. Yea that’s right, you’d give you left nut to not have to go home to your fat wife and three kids screaming at you – you would much rather be fucking Ember Reigns and playing Call of Duty wouldn’t you (maybe at the same time)? Well guess what? You can’t stick your penis in Ember Reigns and neither can I because she probably has some giant piece of meat for a boyfriend with a 12inch cock…flaccid. All normal dudes (like you and I) can do is jerk off in our chairs while using our tears as lubricant. Get there.

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Mina riding a big fucking cock

Tiny blonde teen riding a big cock

Mina in "Mina's Fantasy" for X-Art

So this is Mina’s Fantasy huh? To ride some big dude’s super sized cock on camera? That works out great for me because it’s my fantasy to watch her do it. Hmmm in retrospect that sounds kinda lackluster on my behalf – It’s like saying “My fantasy is to jump around on a moonbounce ride at an amusement park” instead of saying “My fantasy is to go to the moon”. Way to shoot for the stars (no pun intended). But since I don’t have an 11 inch dick to fuck Mina with, like white Mandingo here, all I can do is sit back and enjoy the show. Click on the link below to watch the teaser video – Mina can barely get 20% of his cock in her mouth but she rides that shit good!

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Ember Reigns getting fucked like a champ – VIDEO

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If there was any doubt before that Ember Reigns was going for the “pornstar solo-girl” niche these new pics and videos pretty much makes it a fact. Good for her, I say. What else is she going to do with those big fake tits, bronzed skin, and platinum blonde hair? Ember Reigns was made to fuck and that’s exactly what she does. Even though I am not a fan of fake boobs I have always kinda dug Ember Reigns because every now and again I need a break from amateur shit and want to see some old school porn. Well maybe not “old school” (though I do like 70’s porn) but you know what I mean – Straight up pornography, where the chick gets fucked by the pizza delivery guy or something cliché like that. If you are down with porn (and you probably are if you are reading my blog) then you are down with Ember Reigns…….that was a terrible catch phrase.

Blonde babe with big boobs riding a big cock

Ember Reigns - Bathroom Fucking

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New hardcore solo-girl Lacey Brooks has a great ass

Sexy blonde teen with a nice round ass

Lacey Brooks

Unfortunately you don’t see too many blonde chicks with a big round ass but lucky for us we now have Lacey Brooks to jerk off to. This new hardcore teen solo-girl loves to show off her beautiful backside while inserting all sorts of objects in her pussy. Personally I think she would look better without the round fake tits but other than that I think Lacey Brooks is pretty fucking hot! Her photographer is decent enough and the videos are hardcore porn. The site kinda rides the line between glamour nude and amateur – not an easy thing to do. If cute blonde teen girls with perfect bubble butts and fake breasts are your thing then check out Lacey Brooks for sure.

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Cleo in “Acquaviva” by Met-Art

Sexy blonde teen nude in the shower

Cleo in "Acquaviva" by Met-Art

I think we all know what caught my eye in this photo set – the Sub Zero blue lighting! And yes, I am referring to the shade of blue used for Sub Zero’s costume in Mortal Kombat 2. Hold on a second, you say there is a hot blonde chick in this pic somewhere? Let me see…… Oh yea there she is! Sorry I was too busy imagining how awesome it would be to be Sub Zero and all the neat things I could do with his ice powers. Hey, Cleo isn’t too shabby – she’s got a great body and nice round tits! This photo set is an all around win!

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Kasia is the definitive teen solo-girl

Sexy teen in white lace stockings shows off her round ass

Teen Kasia

For all those guys that love Barely Legal and Just 18 you have to check out Teen Kasia – she is everything you have been looking for. Kasia is insanely hot, has an amazing body, and she does hardcore and fetish sets (for those of you that like a little bondage with their morning coffee). I picked this set of her stripping in front of a Hummer because I love the way she looks in those white lace stockings but Kasia is more than a round ass – You have to click on the link below because, while her rear end is indeed spectacular in this pic, you really need to see her perfect natural tits too. That’s my PSA for the month. Now back to your regularly scheduled sarcasm, commentary, and self deprecating humor that is My Porno Life.

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