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Alexis Love in "Pearls" for Watch4Beauty

Alexis Love is one of the sexiest girls I have ever seen. That being said I had a really hard time finding a pic to post from this photo set. It’s not that the photography is bad or anything but I always look for images that really catch my eye either due to composition of the photo or the hotness of the subject matter. I finally decided on this pic over the other ones because, well, she’s stuffing pearls in her pussy and thats pretty fucking hot. You really have to check out the rest of the pics from this set because Alexis Love has amazingly perfect natural tits. They are so perky and awesome and the milk chocolate colored nipples are just the icing on the cake. As my old pimp mentor used to say “Think with your black dick” and that’s what I am doing right now (as I stare down at my small white dick and yell “Be black damn it!”).

Click here to see what else Alexis Love does with her pearls and pussy

Rihanna

Rihanna

Rihanna

Ok ok…I am well aware of Rihanna’s short comings, like the fact that she is a mofody (short for “more forehead than body”) but I’d still stick my awkward boner in her anyways. I imagine it has more to do with her money and stardom than her looks. Although I am fairly attracted to her I am more attracted to the new car I could be driving right now or the fact that I could stay at home playing video games all day while pretending to do…well whatever it is people pretend to do when they have sugar mamas.

Until I can post personal pics of Rihanna naked the will have to do.

Jada Fire as Uhura

While growing up I was more a of Star Wars fan but I still watched a lot of Star Trek and I always had a thing for Nichelle Nichols, the original Uhura. When I heard Hustler was doing a parody of the original series I couldn’t wait to see who they got to play Uhura…and was very pleased to see Jada Fire take the coveted position. I’ve been a fan of hers for years and now I get to watch her take Kirk and Spock to the final frontier (sorry, that was corny). Thank you Hustler. If you want to see more then click here.

Beyonce Nip-Slip

I love nip-slips, they are quite possibly my favorite porn but I will examine that later. For now check out this new Beyonce nip-slip. It’s not the best but who cares? It’s Beyonce mmmmm.

Beyonce Nip-Slip

It’s fitting that my first post is also the first memory I have of exposed breasts. Trading Places came out in 1983 so I was a ripe young age of 5 when I saw the movie…or at least parts of it. It was the second movie being shown at a drive-in double feature. I don’t remember what the first movie was but I imagine it was something for the kids while this movie was intended for the parents. I remember falling asleep in the back seat of the car and then waking up during the party scene (where Eddie Murphy invites all of his friends over to his “new place” but it gets out of hand) and the first thing I see is this:

Trading Places

What a sight to behold…tits! I don’t even think my brain was able to process it but boy was it exciting. In retrospect she’s kinda weird looking (watch the scene and look at how she dances, you’ll laugh your ass off) but it burned a permanent image in my brain as to what a pair of boobs look like in motion…which I wouldn’t see again for years!