As long as I can remember I have been obsessed with the female form. While growing up I used to spend countless hours trying to find images of naked women (the old fashion way, not online).

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Awkward Porn: Shock and awe

Awkward Porn - Zarina surprise MPLStudios

Awkward Porn - Shock and awe

Is Zarina horrified? Is she shocked? Did she just receive “the shocker”? That’s not sexy. What in the world could possibly have made the webmaster think this was an acceptable picture to keep? So many questions, so few answers…. ….interest… …fading………

Click here to see Zarina’s Surprise

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    Awkward Porn: Sunrise Surprise

    Awkward Porn: Martina's fireball

    Awkward Porn: Sunrise Surprise

    Candid pics and funny outtakes are always a welcome change of pace when promoting an adult website – except when they are obviously not candid and instead are stiff and awkward like this one is. Come on Martina, you can do a better job of faking a surprise. Go practice a few times in front of the mirror and come back to me when you can actually emote something other than “I’m a hot naked girl”.

    Click here to see Martina for MPL Studios

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      Awkward Porn: Excuse me, I’d like to ASS you a few questions

      Awkward Porn Priscilla bent over for Met-Art

      Awkward Porn: Excuse me, I'd like to ASS you a few questions

      Sadly enough I come across way too many photos of hot girls in unfortunate poses while scouring the interwebs for porn. One day it occured to me – why don’t I start an “Awkward Porn” category and give these hidden gems the spotlight they deserve? Well here it is – Awkward Porn presented by My Porno Life.

      The “bend over and spread your ass open” pose is never classy but for some reason it seems to be a recurring theme. The whole point of doing a girl from behind is so I don’t have to look her in the eyes! Of course the idea is that she is ready for insertion, and that’s hot, but I can’t shake the feeling that Priscilla will start doing a “talking butt hole” impersonation from Ace Ventura any minute.

      Click here to see Priscilla bent over for Met-Art

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