Posts Tagged ‘Amateur’
Talia Shepard takes hot cellphone pics
I think we can all agree that Talia Shepard looks hot no matter what, even when she’s taking shitty pics with her cell phone camera. Admittedly I don’t see the appeal of porn girls doing self-shot, ex-girlfriend style, content for websites when there is plenty of professional images of them floating around the interwebs. The good news is I can still beat off to these images of Talia Shepard but I would rather see something a little bit less blurry. Maybe that’s just my age. I didn’t grow up with cell phones and kids sexting each other in middle school so this type of content holds no nostalgic value for me. Look at me rambling on like an old man when all you wanna do is see pics of Talia Shepard’s perfect tits and round ass. Well don’t let me stop you, click on the link below and have fun!
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Hot ex-girlfriend self-pics > Grunge rock
I still don’t understand the whole “Ex-Girlfriend” style self-shot “candid” pics that websites are producing now. Maybe it’s because I didn’t grow up in an era where high school girls would send their boyfriends cell phone pictures of themselves naked in the bathroom – I have no point of reference. Back in my day (when we had to walk to school, in the snow, uphill both ways) you were lucky to even see one boob let alone a whole naked body. See, most of the time when you made out with your girlfriend the lights were off anyways because the girl was shy. Teen girls nowadays are achieving levels of sluttyness in high school that most chicks didn’t get to until college. You young whippersnappers can keep your nude self-pics of your hot class mates, I had the golden age of video games and grunge rock and I was grateful for it damn it!
Busty amateur babe self pics…it was about time
I guess it’s about time I got on the Ex-Girlfriend/Amateur-Self-Pic bandwagon that’s all the rage these days. I don’t know, maybe I am old school but I prefer a little production value to my porn. It doesn’t have to be a huge shoot or anything but a little effort would be nice. I do understand the appeal of it, don’t get me wrong, I just don’t want to see someones dirty ass mirror. If you are going to be producing content like this at least have the decency to invest in a little Windex. I sound like a crotchety old man don’t I? “These young whipper snappers and their internet porn. They have it too easy! Back in my day you had to go to the local five and dime and try and steal a copy of Playboy in order to see a naked lady.”























