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New alt-porn solo girl Ivy Snow is stacked!

Sexy nude babe with big natural tits and tattoos

Ivy Snow

There’s a hot new alt-porn solo-model on the block and her name is Ivy Snow. Obviously she is going to appeal to fans of “girls with tattoos” but what about guys that don’t give a damn, or even like chicks with ink? Those of you that fall in the latter category might want to take another looks at Ivy Snow because her natural breasts are AMAZING! Mmmmm so big and milky *drool*….. Oh hey, your still reading this? Sorry, I got a little distracted. But Ivy Snow isn’t all tattoos and tits, she’s got a bubbly personality too. I guess that might mean something to someone but I for one just want to see her insert various dildos and vibrators in her tight pussy – which she does. FTW! If you need further convincing that Ivy Snow deserves your hard earned cash then click on the link below for more free pics of this hot alt-babe. You can thank me later.

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Hellizabeth Queen – Super skinny hardcore solo-girl

Petite teen girl topless

Hellizabeth Queen

If you are the type of person that likes super skinny babes – ones that weigh 90lbs and have zero body fat – then you are gonna love this brand new hardcore solo-girl Hellizabeth Queen. I haven’t seen a chick this tiny since Fuckable Lola (shit, Lola probably weighs more). These pics of Hellizabeth Queen might be a little deceiving though as she apparently has multiple tattoos now. Another thing you can’t tell from these pics is that she does hardcore girl/girl scenes were she uses everything from fingers to double sided dildos. Check out her website, HellizabethQueen.com to get a better idea of what she has to offer because if you got a boner from these pics then you are gonna love everything else.

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Joanna Angel’s Heavy Metal Pussy Party

Two tattoo alt-porn lesbians fucking

Joanna Angel's Heavy Metal Pussy Party

Queue the Cannibal Corpse CD cause Joanna Angel has a new website titled Heavy Metal Pussy Party! As you can imagine it features heavily tatted chicks that fuck or get fucked – pretty much the usual from the queen of alt-porn. This isn’t really my cup of tea but I do like Joanna’s purple hair, nice tits, and big nose so here we are – me posting about Heavy Metal Pussy Party. If you are a fan of this genre then by all means, check it out, but if you are the type of dude that like Met-Art…well you probably stopped reading and moved on already.

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Violet Erotica does gas mask porn

Hot alt porn babe with big tits wears a gas mask

Violet Erotica

I have never posted anything about Violet Erotica on My Porno Life before (mainly because she has massive fake tits) but all that changes today. Maybe it’s the alcohol that is still running through my veins or the lack of sleep but this set gives me a chubby. I am, very causally, into the whole “gas mask porn” niche because the content usually features some very cool locations and lighting, not to mention all the chicks usually have vibrant colored hair which I dig – it’s all very comic booky. So while looking for pictures of naked girls to post this morning, and nursing a hangover, I stumbled across alt-porn vixen Violet wearing fishnet stockings, a bondage outfit, and a gas mask and I thought to myself, “Hey penis, do you think that’s hot?” and it moved. So there you have it – Violet Erotica doing gas mask porn makes my penis move. What more can I say?

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Joanna Angel is my ideal pornstar

Joanna Angel fucks her ass with a dildo

Joanna Angel

I’m not particularly fond of chicks with a bunch of tattoos – that being said, Joanna Angel is my ideal pornstar. Weird huh? See, I don’t have anything against individual girls with tattoos but instead the alt-porn culture as a whole. Living in LA it’s hard not to see models with tattoos. What was once an individual statement has now become the norm thus the people who were trying to stand out from the crowd are now lost in a see of ink. Joanna Angel was one of the first pornstars to push the alt-porn scene forward so as a pioneer she gets a pass. So then why is she my ideal porn star? I love her hair – dark hair with vibrant colored hi-lights is my favorite style; I love her natural tits; I love her big nose – you know how much I love big beaks; I love her business savvy mentality; I love that she inserts giant dildos in ever orifice. If one were to fuck a pornstar she might as well be freaky in bed right? Well click on the link below and find out how freaky Joanna Angel is.

Click here to see where Joanna Angel inserts a big dildo (Hint: it’s not her pussy)

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New solo-girl website by Burning Angel – MeowMistiDawn.com

New solo alt-porn girl Meow Misti Dawn by Joanna Angel Alt-Porn

Misti Dawn

MeowMistiDawn.com is a new solo girl site in the Joanna Angel’s Burning Angel Network. As you might expect Misti Dawn is a tattooed alt-porn model that likes to pose nude and play with herself. By “play with herself” I do mean up to and including fingering her own asshole. I think that pretty much tells you what kind of solo-girl site MeowMistiDawn.com – no softcore porn teases here!

What you do get is a hardcore redhead that likes to insert anything and everything into all of her holes. Members of MeowMistiDawn.com get access to 100% exclusive content, pics and videos, candid pictures and access to her blog. Since the site just launched there isn’t as much content as you might hope but MeowMistiDawn.com is backed by the Burning Angel Network so you know it won’t just fade away.

Click here to see more pics of Misti Dawn fingering her asshole

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Chelsea nude and covered in a white milky substance

Chelsea's tits covered in ice cream for GodsGirls

Chelsea for GodsGirls

Made you look didn’t I? I know, it’s just ice cream that Chelsea’s naked body is covered with but I’m gonna pretend it’s semen if that’s cool with you – it is my blog after all. Plus I’m sure that is what the photographer was going for anyways. This particular set caught my eye because of the explosion of color and as I am writing it I realized that I did another “ice cream” set two days ago. Oh well, lets just consider it a part of this week’s summer time theme. All those disclaimers aside; how fucking hot does Chelsea look here? Pretty amazing if you ask me. See, even if you aren’t a fan of babes with ink you will still find something to jerk off to at GodsGirls. I never steer you wrong!

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Catra for GodsGirls on Sunday. Appropriate.

Catra for GodsGirls masturbates with a pink dildo

Catra for GodsGirls

I think posting Catra for the alt-porn site GodsGirls on Sunday is fairly appropriate and a little bit ironic at the same time. I’m not quite sure what the name means but the site and the girls all kick ass – if you like your chicks tatted up of course. First lets check out Catra then I’ll tell you about GodsGirls if you are not already familiar with it.

I’m not gonna lie, for a babe 80% covered in ink, Catra has some nice fucking skin. Click on the pics in her gallery and check out the close-up pussy shots – No razor burn! Now I know that’s kind of a weird thing to fixate on but I HATE razor burn on my porn girls, it’s fucking gross. As far as alt-porn girls go I think Catra is pretty fucking hot all around. She has some real nice ink on her arms and chest and tiny little perky titties. She really seems to be enjoying that bright pink dildo too. Hawt!

So this is my first time talking about GodsGirls. I had heard of it but never checked it out until yesterday. I’m not into the whole “alternative porn” scene really, though that’s not to say I don’t like chicks with tattoos – I just like them in moderation. What impressed me most about GodsGirls, aside from the beautiful girls and amazing photography, was the functionality of the site. You get a lot of shit for $20 a month! Of course you have access to over 400 girls (none of whom are professional models), every girl has an active profile so you can email her and friend her, plus there are hundreds of member blogs and photos that you can check out. It’s like a Facebook alt-porn site. Man, mainstream porn sites really need to catch up because GodsGirls is the future of porn.

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