I’m not sure how sanitary it is to ride a bicycle naked but hey, that’s not my problem. I just have to worry about cleaning up my mouse and keyboard are after I jerk off to this hot photo set of Davon Kim for Watch4Beauty. That being said, umm yea, no one should ever touch my work space or sit in my chair lest they want to get pregnant. My girlfriend avoids my den-of-sin like the plague but that might also be because I have an impressive collection of Boba Fett action figures cluttering up the desk and shelves. Star Wars toys and a porn job – that’s what chicks look for in a man. I’m a real catch!