As long as I can remember I have been obsessed with the female form. While growing up I used to spend countless hours trying to find images of naked women (the old fashion way, not online).

So this is a blog about everything that gives me a boner. I’m not trying to change the world, just stick my penis in it.
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Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus…OMFG

If you are like me and have waited your entire life to see a shark eat an airplane out of the sky then this movie is for you.

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    Lucy C. for Met-Art

    So here I am at home on a Sunday night (stoned of course) watching season 2 of Extras and looking through my email from some good porn to post on here when I get to a Met-Art update. I’m a little bored with Met-Art but I figure I’ll check it out and see what they have this week. Nothing catches my eye until I get to Lucy C.’s hosted gallery. Right when I see the gallery I knew she was the one I was going to post about. She looks absolutely amazing in the thumbnail pics right?

    Met-Art

    Met-Art

    I see exactly the pic I was going to use for this post and open it to reveal…

    Lucy C. for Met-Art

    Lucy C. for Met-Art

    Sasquatch arms!!! WTF?!?! And what’s up with the stretch marks and bra marks on her tits? I seriously almost spit out my soda when I saw this. In theory she isn’t bad looking or anything I was just completely startled by the lack of retouching and poor choice of back lighting. Anyways I just felt like sharing that little tid-bit but if hairy chicks are your thing or you just want to jerk it to her large knockers then click here.

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      Porn for the Apocalypse!

      For those of you terrified by the coming Apocalypse, be it the ever popular Zombie Apocalypse or the old school Mad Max kind, have no fear cause NeoNasty has the porn for you. They specialize in sexy fetish chicks wearing gas masks. I don’t know whether or not to be terrified or turned on…I think I am more turned on. Check out some of my favorites below or go straight to the source here.

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        Nicole Ray gets blasted with cum

        I am probably going to Hell for saying this but God bless PornPros. They know how to make some crazy ass shit. It’s like porn on steroids. We all know the explosive cum shots aren’t real but come on, how hot is it to see a filthy porn girl get blasted by a canon of fake semen? Watch and learn from the masters here.

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          A dude has sex with a Real Doll…hawt!

          Real Doll Sex

          Real Doll Sex

          I’ve always secretly wanted a Real Doll. So secret was my desire that I didn’t even know I wanted one until seeing this shit. Omg seriously…did I really just say that? I may have to ponder this further…

          If you wanna see more Real Doll sex click here

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            Batman and Robin go balls deep on two whores

            It’s ridiculous that the content on Ass Titans doesn’t offend me in the slightest and I am more mesmerized by how good the flash video is then I am by the gaping anuses. Watch for Batman and Robin doing some deep anal on some chicks half way through the video…too funny. If you really wanna see more then click here.

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              I think this chick is getting fucked by a foot

              I have no idea  what the hell is going on here but I think this chick is getting fucked by a foot. That’s kind of hot in a weird sort of way I guess but I hope she washed before inserting.  I’m gonna have to do a test jerk to see if I found a new fetish I like. You can check out more craziness here.

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