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Here’s a fun little time killer when your boss isn’t around – A Duke Nukem browser based shooting game where you compete against strippers for a high score and if you win they…well, strip of course. The game is cleverly titled “Duke Nudem”. Get it? It’s pretty funny especially if you are 12 years old but then again Duke Nukem isn’t necessarily highbrow.

Aside from watching a fun little video of the girl you just beat taking off her clothes you also unlock a downloadable wallpaper to show all your friends. The pic above is the first whore you need to beat so you can decide if the quality of hotness is worth the time. Don’t say I never gave you nothing.

Click here to play Duke Nudem in your browser

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Those of you that consider yourself gamers know the story of Duke Nukem Forever and it’s almost 15 year development cycle. I can’t believe we are actually going to see the game hit stores in just a couple of months. Personally I was never too excited about the franchise but once I heard there were titties in Duke Nukem Forever I knew I had to play it (even if I just wait a few months until it’s $30 or something). Check out this cool video to see all the explosive action and boobies Duke can handle!

Video courtesy of Destructoid

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Mortal Kombat is burning up the interwebs right now what with the new game dropping next week and the first episode of the web series debuting today (it looks great). Hell, it’s even trending on Twitter at the moment. That’s fucking awesome in my opinion because I love Mortal Kombat!

To build up some hype for the Mortal Kombat pan-Europe tournament final – which will be held at The Gadget Show on Sunday April 17 in Birmingham, UK – these videos were released showing off the sexy cosplayers that will be at the show representing Sonya Blade, Kitana and Mileena.

Sonya has some big titties but Mileena is crazy fucking hot even with her weird demon eyes. Check out the videos for Kitana and Mileena after the jump.

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This sexy video for Eternal Light appeared on IGN today and while I have no idea what the game is actually about I do know that I want it! You can’t go wrong with half naked warrior women fighting monsters and zombies. Maybe, just fucking maybe, their armor will get knocked off during battles exposing their naked breasticles – That’s the shit I hope and pray for, nudity in video games. What can I say? I’m a simple man with simple desires.

Video courtesy of IGN

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Marie-Claude Bourbonnais as Frost from Mortal Kombat

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Ok, here’s a little back story on me and my madness: I love Mortal Kombat and especially Sub-Zero. He is up there with Boba Fett, Mad Max and Hicks from Aliens. I love Sub-Zero so much that I even call vibrant-blue (you know, that real neon looking blue that blue Slurpees look like) Sub-Zero-blue (based on his Mortal Kombat 2 color palette). Needless to sat that when Frost was introduced in Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance I fell in love with her instantly and have obsessed over her ever since. So much so that my buddy Scott at SVCreations even made me a sculpture of her for Christmas. At any rate, when I stumbled upon Marie-Claude Bourbonnais and her insanely round boobs dressed up as Frost I almost wet myself…In fact I think I did. Enjoy the pics whilst I clean myself up.

Frost by SVCreations

*Frost Bust by SVCreations
*Cosplay Images by Gil Perron for P&P Image Factory

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I went to San Diego Comic Con for the first time yesterday (which is kinda sad considering I have lived in Los Angeles for three years) and it was insane! There were a shit ton of people, most of whom were nerds, and a lot of cool shit to look at and drool over. On the down side; there was a perpetual smell of b.o. in the air coupled with the all-too-frequent “rogue fart” that you would walk into. All that aside, probably my favorite part of the day (next to getting the Gentle Giant Boba Fett Comic Con Exclusive bust) was checking out all the people walking around in costumes…particularly the babes.

Here are some of my favorites (I only had my cell phone camera so I apologize for the shitty quality and promise to have a better camera next year).

Super Girl

The Baroness

Jean Grey

Bayonetta

Red Sonja

Power Girl

And finally to top off the day I accidentely called Tyrese Gibson “Taye Diggs”…he wasn’t too happy

Tyrese Gibson

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Now here’s a list that’s right up my alley. The best nude scenes in video games courtisy of G4. Thanks guys!!

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Oh man I can’t wait to play this game! Poison Ivy looks soooooo hawt. (Make sure you click “Widescreen” on the right after you start playing the movie or it will look like shit…fucking IGN)

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I’m glad to see more games taking the M rating seriously and adding a little bit of sex into the mix. All of the God of War games have done it and now it looks like the new BioWare game Dragon Age: Origins will be following suit. I have always believed that an M rating for a video game should be treated like an R rating for a movie; strong language, violence and sex are all acceptable under that rating. I’ll post any new info as it becomes available. If you want to read more then click here.

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Chun-Li Vs. Cammy

Ok, we’ve all played Street Fighter and we’ve all drooled over Chun-Li and Cammy (don’t act like you didn’t) but which one of these brawlers would you want to stick your penis in? Chun-Li has those awesome thighs and Asian appeal while Cammy has the perpetual wedgie and tiny little body. Only one can win…FIGHT!

Chun-Li

Cammy

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