Here’s what I spent the last 7 days putting together – Joymii Babes. W00t! So here’s the deal, as you probably know I love the artistic nude site X-Art so much I created a website dedicated to it named X-Art Babes. Up until a few months ago I have never seen a site I liked as much as X-Art…until the people that created Femjoy came out with their own artistic porn site titled Joymii. As you might imagine Joymii Babes is my love letter to Joymii and after working pretty hard for about a week I am pleased to launch it here on My Porno Life. I hope you guys enjoy Joymii Babes as much as I do!

Click here to check out Joymii Babes

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5) Lifeforce (1985)

Mathilda May in Lifeforce

Lifeforce was a movie about space vampires which on paper sounds pretty lame until you see Mathilda May’s amazing rack. If you look up “perfectly shaped breasts” in the dictionary there would be a picture of Mathilda circa 1985. The greatest decision Tobe Hooper made during the filming of Lifeforce was to give those two stars a lot of screen time. Seriously, Mathilda May walks around naked for the first half of the movie. Genius!

4) Heavy Metal (1981)

Taarna in Heavy Metal

As a kid it isn’t hard convincing your parents to let you watch a cartoon so the easiest way for a child of the 80s to see some titties and bush in Heavy Metal. By the time I saw this for the first time on HBO I was already reading comic books and drooling over Wonder Woman’s unnatural proportions but I had no idea that animated nudity even existed. Needless to say Heavy Metal forever changed my perception of cartoons.

3) Trading Places (1983)

Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places

If you have never seen the Dan Aykroyd/Eddie Murphy 1983 comedy Trading Places then you probably live in a cave. Besides featuring Eddie in his prime (back before Daddy Daycare type movies ruined his career) the movie also had Jamie Lee Curtis showing off her supple sweater meat. Trading Places also has the honor of being the first time I ever saw a pair of tits on the big screen (Read about it here).

2) Black Emanuelle (1975)

Laura Gemser in Black Emanuelle

Growing up in the 80s I didn’t have the luxury of typing “boobs” in Google and getting a million pictures to jerk off to – I had to be more creative. Every Sunday I would check the new TV guide for what movie was playing the following Friday night on Cinemax. When I saw the writeup for Black Emanuelle and the words “extreme sexual content” (the first and only time I ever saw that description in TV Guide) I knew I would move heaven and earth to see it. My mind was blown, the movie is basically porn. Black Emanuelle features the beautiful Laura Gemser as a journalist on an African sexual adventure and spawned a series of sequals (none as good as the original). Currently you can’t find it on DVD unless you track down a bootleg copy. Black Emanuelle is my Holy Grail.

1) Return of the Jedi (1983)

Carrie Fisher in Return of the Jedi

Princess Leia in her slave costume. What can I say, this was a defining moment for me and most adolescent boys. I’m not ashamed to admit that I used to rewind the 5 second scene where Bib Fortuna pushes Princess Leia into Jabba’s chest as he makes licking motions over and over again because on a loop it looks like they are fucking. Back in my day you had to be creative and sometimes invent porn in your head. The good old days.

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Melisa for MC-Nudes

I did a little reorganizing here on My Porno Life yesterday that I hope you guys will find useful. I went in and re-categorized all the post and added “Solo-Girl Sites” and Multi-Girl Sites” with subcategories under the latter so now you can search by X-Art, Met-Art, or all Multi-Girl Sites. I deleted “Hotness” because I was categorizing everything under that which sort of defeats the point. If you have any suggestions to make the site more user friendly please feel free to drop a comment in this post. Happy searching!

So now that we got that PSA out of the way lets move onto the fun stuff – naked chicks! I think I have posted Melisa on MPL Babes and MPL Tits at this point but I don’t think I have posted her on MPL Proper (my little nickname for My Porno Life when I talk about it in mixed company) but I could be wrong, I look at a lot of naked chicks. Who cares though, I could have posted Melisa a hundred times here and would still write about her a hundred times more because she is insanely hot! Just look at those eyes, they are fucking gorgeous (no homo) and her stomach is bangin! Wars have been fought over women less beautiful (which is probably correct cause you know Helen of Troy probably had hairy underarms and a crazy bush) so click on the link below and fight a war with your own penis to see who gets to take home Melisa – it’s a win/win!

Click here to see more free pics of Melisa for MC-Nudes

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Malloy Martin giving Rachel Sexton an orgasm Zip Set

Holy shit I can’t believe it’s been a year since I launched My Porno Life! My little boy’s all grown up. When I first started on the path of being a professional blogger and adult affiliate I was full of optimism and high hopes but, as things usually go, shit happened and I was thrown for more than a few loops. The past year had its ups and downs, its good times and bad, but I stuck to my guns and kept plugging away. My dream was, and still is, to create an adult blog that is not only about the porn but about me as well. If you actually read the entries you will get a few nuggets of truth about my life and my thoughts. Sure sometimes I don’t have anything funny or poignant to say but I always try to make My Porno Life fun to read and I hope, in that regard, I have succeeded. I have some plans for my baby over the course of the next year and I hope you guys stick around because with out my readers this would all just be mental masturbation. Thank you for being a fan of My Porno Life.

Enough about me, I know what you came here to see – Malloy Martin giving Rachel Sexton her first on-camera orgasm!

Malloy Martin giving Rachel Sexton an orgasm Zip Set

Talk about an amazing fucking birthday present to My Porno Life. Two of the hottest solo girls in the industry doing naughty shit to each other. Malloy Martin, famous for being a mega hot World of Warcraft nerd, uses a vibrator on Rachel Sexton’s tender pussy and gives her a huge orgasm whilst tied up. Not only do you get 229 hi-res photos when you buy the exclusive zip set you also get a 9 minute HD video of the hot action. You will not find this content on either girl’s website – it’s only available here! Get to downloading you perverted bastards because I guarantee you will not be disappointed!

Click here to download the exclusive zip set of Malloy Martin giving Rachel Sexton an orgasm!

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Hailey for Sweet Apples

I think the look of disappointment on Hailey’s face pretty much says it all. So, yea…I’m an idiot and didn’t realize that any of my RSS Feeds were working until one of my readers left me a comment telling me so. Thanks dude! Needless to say they are fixed now so feel free to grab that shit in the footer or the link below. That goes for all the MPL spin off blogs too so if you just want subscribe to a certain niche I won’t be offended

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Brittania getting fucked by a machine for Hardglam

I wanted to give you guys a heads up about some reorganization that I am going to be doing to My Porno Life and i’s spin-off blog MPL Babes. Right now My Porno Life and MPL Babes are two very similar sites. I never really intended for that to happen but it sort of did. In an effort to make MPL Babes a little more unique I am going to start focusing on more hardcore porn with My Porno Life and keep updating MPL Babes with the solo-girl and multi-girl glamour nude sites you all know and love. I will also be reorganizing the catagories to make it easier to navigate the blogs.

So what better way to represent the change to My Porno Life than some chick getting fucked by a big dildo attached to a machine? Yea, that’s how things are gonna be around here – chicks fucked by robots! Welcome to the future. As my grandma always said “Go big or go home” (she is a bit senile). Is this big enough for you grandma? Wait, what? Ummm that didn’t sound right. I was referring to my blog not the fucking machine’s dildo…. :-/

Click here to see more pics of Brittania getting fucked by a machine

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Pure Ashley fingers her own ass

Today is my birthday and you know what I wanna see? I want to see a tiny blonde chick with a big nose (because I love them so) finger her own asshole. Oh look here it is! Pure Ashley made my wish come true. Happy birthday to me bitches – See you guys tomorrow!

Click here to see Ashley finger her own ass for my birthday

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Joanna Angel on G4TV's Valentine's Day Special

Nothing says “Happy Valentine’s Day” like a gaping anus. Am I right or am I right? Well, there is a point to this pic besides the joke at the beginning of this post. Apparently Joanna Angel will be on G4TV’s Valentine’s Day Special today to help celebrate the “holiday” with her key demographic – Lonely nerd boys. That works for me because I love Joanna Angel and G4TV so check out the special episode and then beat off to these pics. I know I will.

Happy Valentine’s Day from Joanna Angel

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Kate for I Heart Babes

Well the new decade is here and what better way to celebrate it than with some hot T&A? I hope everyone had fun last night and got home safely. Happy 2010!

Click here to see more of Kate from I Heart Babes

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Merry Christmas from My Porno Life and Southern Brooke

Eat, drink and be porny! Ho Ho Ho! I hope everyone has a safe and merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas from Southern Brooke

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