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Melisa for MC-Nudes

I did a little reorganizing here on My Porno Life yesterday that I hope you guys will find useful. I went in and re-categorized all the post and added “Solo-Girl Sites” and Multi-Girl Sites” with subcategories under the latter so now you can search by X-Art, Met-Art, or all Multi-Girl Sites. I deleted “Hotness” because I was categorizing everything under that which sort of defeats the point. If you have any suggestions to make the site more user friendly please feel free to drop a comment in this post. Happy searching!

So now that we got that PSA out of the way lets move onto the fun stuff – naked chicks! I think I have posted Melisa on MPL Babes and MPL Tits at this point but I don’t think I have posted her on MPL Proper (my little nickname for My Porno Life when I talk about it in mixed company) but I could be wrong, I look at a lot of naked chicks. Who cares though, I could have posted Melisa a hundred times here and would still write about her a hundred times more because she is insanely hot! Just look at those eyes, they are fucking gorgeous (no homo) and her stomach is bangin! Wars have been fought over women less beautiful (which is probably correct cause you know Helen of Troy probably had hairy underarms and a crazy bush) so click on the link below and fight a war with your own penis to see who gets to take home Melisa – it’s a win/win!

Click here to see more free pics of Melisa for MC-Nudes

Malloy Martin giving Rachel Sexton an orgasm Zip Set

Holy shit I can’t believe it’s been a year since I launched My Porno Life! My little boy’s all grown up. When I first started on the path of being a professional blogger and adult affiliate I was full of optimism and high hopes but, as things usually go, shit happened and I was thrown for more than a few loops. The past year had its ups and downs, its good times and bad, but I stuck to my guns and kept plugging away. My dream was, and still is, to create an adult blog that is not only about the porn but about me as well. If you actually read the entries you will get a few nuggets of truth about my life and my thoughts. Sure sometimes I don’t have anything funny or poignant to say but I always try to make My Porno Life fun to read and I hope, in that regard, I have succeeded. I have some plans for my baby over the course of the next year and I hope you guys stick around because with out my readers this would all just be mental masturbation. Thank you for being a fan of My Porno Life.

Enough about me, I know what you came here to see – Malloy Martin giving Rachel Sexton her first on-camera orgasm!

Malloy Martin giving Rachel Sexton an orgasm Zip Set

Talk about an amazing fucking birthday present to My Porno Life. Two of the hottest solo girls in the industry doing naughty shit to each other. Malloy Martin, famous for being a mega hot World of Warcraft nerd, uses a vibrator on Rachel Sexton’s tender pussy and gives her a huge orgasm whilst tied up. Not only do you get 229 hi-res photos when you buy the exclusive zip set you also get a 9 minute HD video of the hot action. You will not find this content on either girl’s website – it’s only available here! Get to downloading you perverted bastards because I guarantee you will not be disappointed!

Click here to download the exclusive zip set of Malloy Martin giving Rachel Sexton an orgasm!

Hailey for Sweet Apples

I think the look of disappointment on Hailey’s face pretty much says it all. So, yea…I’m an idiot and didn’t realize that any of my RSS Feeds were working until one of my readers left me a comment telling me so. Thanks dude! Needless to say they are fixed now so feel free to grab that shit in the footer or the link below. That goes for all the MPL spin off blogs too so if you just want subscribe to a certain niche I won’t be offended

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Brittania getting fucked by a machine for Hardglam

I wanted to give you guys a heads up about some reorganization that I am going to be doing to My Porno Life and i’s spin-off blog MPL Babes. Right now My Porno Life and MPL Babes are two very similar sites. I never really intended for that to happen but it sort of did. In an effort to make MPL Babes a little more unique I am going to start focusing on more hardcore porn with My Porno Life and keep updating MPL Babes with the solo-girl and multi-girl glamour nude sites you all know and love. I will also be reorganizing the catagories to make it easier to navigate the blogs.

So what better way to represent the change to My Porno Life than some chick getting fucked by a big dildo attached to a machine? Yea, that’s how things are gonna be around here – chicks fucked by robots! Welcome to the future. As my grandma always said “Go big or go home” (she is a bit senile). Is this big enough for you grandma? Wait, what? Ummm that didn’t sound right. I was referring to my blog not the fucking machine’s dildo…. :-/

Click here to see more pics of Brittania getting fucked by a machine

Pure Ashley fingers her own ass

Today is my birthday and you know what I wanna see? I want to see a tiny blonde chick with a big nose (because I love them so) finger her own asshole. Oh look here it is! Pure Ashley made my wish come true. Happy birthday to me bitches – See you guys tomorrow!

Click here to see Ashley finger her own ass for my birthday

Joanna Angel on G4TV's Valentine's Day Special

Nothing says “Happy Valentine’s Day” like a gaping anus. Am I right or am I right? Well, there is a point to this pic besides the joke at the beginning of this post. Apparently Joanna Angel will be on G4TV’s Valentine’s Day Special today to help celebrate the “holiday” with her key demographic – Lonely nerd boys. That works for me because I love Joanna Angel and G4TV so check out the special episode and then beat off to these pics. I know I will.

Happy Valentine’s Day from Joanna Angel

Kate for I Heart Babes

Well the new decade is here and what better way to celebrate it than with some hot T&A? I hope everyone had fun last night and got home safely. Happy 2010!

Click here to see more of Kate from I Heart Babes

Merry Christmas from My Porno Life and Southern Brooke

Eat, drink and be porny! Ho Ho Ho! I hope everyone has a safe and merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas from Southern Brooke

Neytiri from Avatar

I was watching James Cameron’s interview on Attack of the Show last night and he said that one of his criteria when designing Neytiri for Avatar was that “she had to be BLANK-able”. I don’t know about you but I would BLANK the BLANK out of her! I would stick my BLANK in her BLANK then bust a mad BLANK all up in there creating a whole new hybrid species of BLANK.

Unfortunately I won’t be able to see Avatar tonight because my ass will be flying into MD where everyone is freaking out about the foot of snow we are supposed to be getting tonight. BLANK!

Look, I know Sarah Palin is a complete idiot but that doesn’t stop me from wanting to have lots of unprotected penis-intercourse with her (“penis-intercourse” is a phrase coined by my buddy Zodiac which he uses lieu of ”sex” and of course I pervert into phrases like “penis-intercourse with her face” etc). Just hearing her say the words “unprotected sex” and “porn” turns me on. She’s like your friend’s hot mom, you know it’s wrong to fantasize about her but you still find yourself in the bathroom rubbing one out whilst said friend is playing Super Empire Strikes Back on the SNES in the living room.