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Mina in "Mina's Fantasy" for X-Art

So this is Mina’s Fantasy huh? To ride some big dude’s super sized cock on camera? That works out great for me because it’s my fantasy to watch her do it. Hmmm in retrospect that sounds kinda lackluster on my behalf – It’s like saying “My fantasy is to jump around on a moonbounce ride at an amusement park” instead of saying “My fantasy is to go to the moon”. Way to shoot for the stars (no pun intended). But since I don’t have an 11 inch dick to fuck Mina with, like white Mandingo here, all I can do is sit back and enjoy the show. Click on the link below to watch the teaser video – Mina can barely get 20% of his cock in her mouth but she rides that shit good!

Click here to watch the HD-Video of Mina riding a big cock

Anna for X-Art

Let’s get right to the point because I don’t know how long I can keep from jerking off – Anna has curves and muscles in all the right places, not to mention a smooth pussy and perky natural tits. She could quite possibly be the most beautiful woman on Earth. Of course you may not actually feel the same way as me (possibly because were dropped on your head one too many times as a kid) but since this is my blog I am going to stand by my beliefs. Come on, look at her stomach man! And those tits! The only problem with Anna is I can’t figure out what part of her body I like the best but since I am trying to cut down on the whole subjective analyzation of women thing I will just say that she, as a whole, is my favorite part – and her personality too. Does that make my female readers happy, all one of them (besides my girlfriend)?

Click here to see more pics of Anna’s amazing body

Reina and Patsy - two hot lesbians in "Girls Night" by X-Art

I love lesbians. Well, I should say “I love porn lesbians” because as we all know most “real” lesbians are sort of manish and unattractive. You’ve seen Chasing Amy right? Yea, it’s like that. I live in a fantasy world created and nurtured for years by the adult industry. I’ve been taught that every hot chick is, at the very least, bisexual and every pizza delivery guy gets laid by random whores. I like the world of porn, it’s fun and exciting with infinite erotic possibilities around every corner. Sure it’s not how the real world works but that’s the point. Porn is no different than video games or books – it creates a fantasy for people to use to escape their everyday lives. In my case though everyday life is the fantasy and I use everyone else’s “normal” to escape from it. Don’t get me wrong though, I love blogging about porn and we all know the old adage “when you love your job you never work a day in your life”. God bless porn.

Click here to see what else Reina and Patsy do to each other for X-Art

Carlie and Leila for X-Art

Now this is what I love to see – Hot lesbian fucking by X-Art. Holy shit that gives me a boner! If you’ve been paying attention to X-Art lately you may have noticed that the direction of the site has been gradually shifting to the more “hardcore”. They still manage to maintained their artistic aesthetic the site is known for just now it is geared more towards the porn side of things. Hey, I’m totally cool with that because hot chicks fucking each other is what I am all about and if I can get that plus the content looks spectacular then it’s a win/win! Don’t forget to click on the link below and check out the hi-res photos and sample video from the set. I have a feeling today is going to be a good day for everyone.

Click here to see more free pics and video of Carlie and Leila for X-Art

Leila in "Sex with Passion" by X-Art

Well it looks like X-Art is going hardcore. Sure they have been skirting the line for a while now but it seems like the jumped completely over it now. I’m cool with that but I know some X-Art fans will cry foul. Need I remind all you purists that from the get go X-Art was always supposed to be an artsy porn site? Frankly I am surprised that it took Brigham Field this long to get to sets like “Sex with Passion”. Oh and before I forget to mention it – make sure you watch the preview video when you click on the link because it is insanely HOT! To see Leila try and suck off Christian’s 10 inch dick then get fucked by it will totally make those on the fence about joining X-Art choose right away. Either you love the direction the site is going in or you don’t, and if you do you need to sign up. It’s that simple.

Click here to watch the video of Leila fucking her boyfriend for X-Art

Carlie giving a "Beautiful Blowjob" for X-Art

Wow, X-Art is getting really fucking raunchy. Awesome! Pop quiz – What’s hotter than a sexy blonde babe with perky little titties swallowing a whole cock down to the base of the shaft? NOTHING and if you answered differently please turn in your “man badge” on the way out the door cause you have been demoted. Boom! Now that we have sorted out the pansies lets discuss the amazingness of Carlie’s blowjob as dudes.

Of course X-Art has featured Carlie before and of course the lighting & photography is bad ass but now we get something even better – HD Video. That’s right, click on either of the pics and watch a teaser video of this young teen slurping on a big old dick. Actually, fuck it – go straight to X-Art and sign up now to watch the full HD Video. Trust me you will kick yourself if you don’t. Besides, your cellphone bill can be put off for another month.

Carlie giving a "Beautiful Blowjob" for X-Art

I was originally just going to post the second image of Carlie deep throating this guy but he has an oddly feminine stomach so I decided to post the first pic as sort of an establishing shot. I don’t really expect anyone to mind though since both of them are jerk-off worthy. Hey, remember a couple days ago when we didn’t live in a world that had HD Video of Carlie deep throating a cock? Life sucked back then.

Click here to see Carlie deep throat a cock for X-Art

X-Art Babes

You, my faithful readers, might be curious as to what I’ve been working on the past week or so – then again you might not give a shit. Too bad if it’s the latter cause I am going to tell you guys anyways. A brand new blog called X-Art Babes!

“Oooooooo aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh”

So here’s the deal, and what makes this new blog so special, I have taken it upon myself to catalog the growing collection of super fucking hot models on my favorite glamour nude site X-Art. Right now X-Art Babes features 99 unique blog entries (something I damn near killed myself doing – yea talking about hot chicks is hard work bitches!) and you can search specifically by model (in either the Visual Model Index or the side bar)  or key word tag. Go ahead and check it out but be forewarned; you’ll be looking at porn for the rest of the night.

Click here to check out X-Art Babes

Sandy in "Nude Workout" for X-Art

I’m not sure that I can come up with anything witty to say today, because I am fairly certain that I am still stoned from last night, so I will just talk about Sandy’s awesome vagina. Does that work for you guys? Cool. So, have you ever seen a prettier pussy than hers? Yea, me neither. That thing is fucking flawless. I guess some chicks are just gifted with a nice box and some look like they have gone through a meat grinder. Whether it’s from use or genetics I hate a messed up vageen. I guess that really doesn’t need to be said huh? That’s like saying “I hate it when I am wiping and my finger punches through the toilet paper and I get poo on it” – It’s just a given, ya know? Well that’s all I got to say. See you on the other side, Ray.

Click here to see Sandy working out nude in a field

Megan in "The Morning Bath" for X-Art

I can relate to Megan because this is exactly how I take a bath in the morning. All sensual and shit. I like to feel the warm water gently caress my soft curvy body. The only difference is I am a 32 year old white dude and Megan is a hot blonde chick. If I that statement didn’t make you close this tab and vomit all over your keyboard then please, by all means, click on one of the two pics and watch the video. X-Art never disappoints it’s faithful members when it comes to insane hotness. You will get an instant woody, I promise. Just try not to picture a slightly overweight pale blonde guy doing the same thing in the bath.

Megan in "The Morning Bath" for X-Art

Click here to watch the video of Megan taking a bath for X-Art

Carlie in "Pretty Extreme" for X-Art

Hey, you know what is a great hangover cure? Jerking off to a new X-Art video! Especially if it features the lovely and petite Carlie playing with herself in bed. Now that’s what we call “the good stuff”. Don’t believe me? OK try it out tonight, go out drinking and partying (it is Friday after all and you earned a little R&R) then tomorrow, when you feel like complete shit, watch this video and you’ll  see what I mean. Hangover gone! Don’t say I never gave you nothing.

Carlie in "Pretty Extreme" for X-Art Flash Video Screen Shot

Click here to watch the video of Carlie playing with herself for X-Art