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Ash Hollywood for Twistys

I love natural breasts even if they are small and almost non-existent like the kind Ash Hollywood has. That’s what makes her unique. If she had big round implants she would just be another blonde pornstar in a sea of blonde pornstars with fake tits. You wouldn’t kick Ash out of bed just because she has the chest of a 12 year old boy would you? I didn’t think so. On the other hand I don’t think her porn name really suits her – If she is going to go by “Ash Hollywood” then one would expect big fake knockers because that’s all one sees in Hollyweird. Good for her for going against the grain though. Fight the stereotype, Ash, and keep you boobies small and real!

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Carina Shay for Twistys

I know Carina Shay isn’t the hottest girl around but what can I say, I am a sucker for big noses and chicks flashing one tit – if I am anything at least I am consistent. Carina isn’t unattractive by any means, she does have a pretty kick ass body and fairly big natural breasts. I think it’s her one slightly closed eye that knocks her down a couple of notches but who knows, maybe she got stoned before the shoot. I get a major case of the “dead eye” when I smoke weed too so I feel her pain if that’s the case. I also get a mean case of the munchies which doesn’t help me maintain my girlish figure. I can’t figure out how professional stoners stay so thin. If I smoked the wacky tobaccy all the time my ass would be 500lbs instead of the portly 210lbs I am currently maintaining. But hey enough about me; Carina Shay flashing her tit – niccccccce.

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Kayden Kross for Twistys

I can see why Kayden Kross is the winner of the illustrious Members Choice award from Twistys – She’s fucking ridiculously hot even with fake tits. That says a lot coming from me because I usually can not stand those little round basketball tits that don’t move even when punched. There are very few chicks that I find attractive with fake breasts – Jada Fire, Veronica Zemanova, Nessa aka Katrina, and now Kayden Kross. The latter embodies everything you want from a porn star with her platinum blonde hair, killer body (look at that stomach), and immovable chest. Hey, sometimes I want to see the porn cliché and apparently a shit ton of Twistys members did too. Keep up the good work Kayden!

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Francesca Facella for Twistys

Holy shit I think I can see Francesca’s tonsils from here! Ahhh “porn” pics, I love ‘em. We’ve all see Francesca look beautiful and classy for X-Art so now it’s time for her to look pornish and slutty as Franziska Facella for Twistys. Trying to keep up with all these girl’s different names is really a full time job but one that I do just for you guys. One thing I love about Twistys’ website is how vibrant and colorful the photographs are – it’s like a big bag of jelly beans. Actually the thought of eating candy right now makes me sick since I gorged on Easter treats all day yesterday…ugh. Francesca on the other hand doesn’t make me nauseous in the slightest – I could stare at her all day! No matter what her name is, Francesca or Franziska, she is still a phenomenal piece of ass.

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