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Anya for MPL Studios

It’s a fine line between “cute” and “sexy” but Anya pulls it off so well that one might be so inclined to call her “cexy” …that is, of course, if one were a retard. Seeing as how I didn’t take the short bus to school (it was medium sized) I will just say that I enjoy Anya’s ability to be both accessibly beautiful and sultry at the same time. Her tight body, perfect breasts, and adorable smile put her in a category all her own. The top-notch photography of this set doesn’t hurt either. I am a big fan of the one-light-source look as it enhances the stomach muscles of the model and really ads a sense of depth to the image. Whatever aspect of this photo set is your favorite I am sure we can all agree that it’s hot as hell and cute at the same time.

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Mischa in "On The Riverbank" for MPL Studios

If you like petite babes with perky tits and puffy nipples then you will love Mischa for MPL Studios! Ok, I know that last question was rhetorical, because who doesn’t love boobies that point to the sky, but I didn’t know how else to start this post. I could have just said “Mischa’s boobs are hot and give me a boner” but I am not one of those other meat heads that run porn blogs – I like to actually have a point to my posts. Alas today is not one of those days. I have no point other than Mischa’s awesome perky tits…they give me a boner.

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Dominique in "Luminance" by MPL Studios

Holy shit, Dominique’s tits are so amazing they make my balls clap! I hope to Raptor Jesus that they are real – I studied every image in this set and I am 99% sure that they are. It’s pretty sad that we live during an age where one has to question whether breasts are real or augmented. Or maybe I am just used to seeing all the LA models walking around with their boobies pointing straight to the sky. Oh well, what can you do? Even if Dominique’s boobs turn out to be fake I would still want to shoot my man-juice all over them. They are like ski slops! What makes Dominique’s knockers all the more amazing is the fact that she is so tiny – you usually don’t see chicks with her body type have milk cannons like that. Regardless if they are real or fake I’m sure you will agree that jerking off to Dominique will not be a waste of time.

Awkward Porn - Shock and awe

Is Zarina horrified? Is she shocked? Did she just receive “the shocker”? That’s not sexy. What in the world could possibly have made the webmaster think this was an acceptable picture to keep? So many questions, so few answers…. ….interest… …fading………

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Awkward Porn: Sunrise Surprise

Candid pics and funny outtakes are always a welcome change of pace when promoting an adult website – except when they are obviously not candid and instead are stiff and awkward like this one is. Come on Martina, you can do a better job of faking a surprise. Go practice a few times in front of the mirror and come back to me when you can actually emote something other than “I’m a hot naked girl”.

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Alisa for MPL Studios

I was scouring the internet, looking for some porn, in between rounds of Modern Warfare 2 and came across this set. Boy howdy Alisa sure does have some amazing puffy nipples. I picked this image cause the one boob silhouetted in really shows off just how puffy her nipples are. My hat is off to MPL Studios for showcasing Alisa as boobs like this are a rare find. Just look at them, how can you not suck on them all night long? Ok, my game is about to start – Time to get my ass killed by a shit talking 13 year old in Iowa.

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