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Lucy C for Met-Art

I’ve posted Lucy before on a couple of my blogs but that’s not gonna stop me from writing about her again. Honestly, I can’t get enough of her giant, perfectly shaped, natural breasts. Can you? Just gaze upon those monsters and tell me you wouldn’t want to play with them. Look me in the eye and say “meh, Lucy doesn’t make my dick move”. You can’t can you? Admittedly she has a small case of the butherface but that could just be due to the fact that she has an absolutely terrible and unflattering haircut. But we are men and do we really care about what Lucy looks like from the neck up when she is sporting an amazing rack like that? No we don’t because tits like that are like a magnet for our eyes – a boob blackhole if you will.

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Sofia A in "Cameur" by Met-Art

Remember Swamp Thing, the shitty 1982 movie where the only thing redeeming about it was Adrienne Barbeau’s big sloppy knockers? This Met-Art photo set featuring Sofi kinda reminds me of that… minus the plant-man of course. Then again who knows. Maybe Swamp Thing is back there jerking off behind a tree while Sofi frolics nude in his living room. He does seem to like busty brunettes after all but can you blame him, who doesn’t love big natural breasts on a chick with a tight body? You don’t have to be a scientist-turned-plant to figure out the appeal of that!

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Cleo in "Acquaviva" by Met-Art

I think we all know what caught my eye in this photo set – the Sub Zero blue lighting! And yes, I am referring to the shade of blue used for Sub Zero’s costume in Mortal Kombat 2. Hold on a second, you say there is a hot blonde chick in this pic somewhere? Let me see…… Oh yea there she is! Sorry I was too busy imagining how awesome it would be to be Sub Zero and all the neat things I could do with his ice powers. Hey, Cleo isn’t too shabby – she’s got a great body and nice round tits! This photo set is an all around win!

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Nessa A in "Linitia" for Met-Art

Ahhhhh Nessa (aka Katrina), I haven’t featured her on My Porno Life in a while! The good news is she looks just as hot as she ever did and just as elongated too.  I swear I have never seen a torso that long before in my entire life but then again I haven’t really seen a pussy that perfect before either. I guess the two go hand-in-hand huh? Nessa is certainly beautiful and I have never seen her take a bad photograph before (whether it’s with Met-Art or X-Art) so she’s batting a thousand right now. If you are new here and/or have never seen Nessa before then by all means click on the link below and see what all the hype is about.

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Avia A in "Attract" for Met-Art

Holy moly would you look at the size of Avia’s hips compared to how small her waist is. That’s fucking amazing! Just imagine what it would be like to hold onto those suckers while she is riding you. The rest of her isn’t bad either – Avia has big natural breasts and a perfectly shaved pussy to go with the rest of the package. Luca Helios (Met-Art photographer) seems to really know what he is doing with the retouching although it might be a little bit too much for some people. Personally, I like a little retouching in my porn because no one wants to see razor burns and HPV but there are a lot of surfers out there that love the “raw” look (straight out of the camera). Unfortunately you can’t please everyone so photographers tend to go with one or the other. I applaud Lucas for going with the “hyper real” retouching technique by keeping the skin texture when removing anything unsightly. I’m sure Avia looks just as beautiful in real life but porn is fantasy so I’ll take cleaned up pics over raws any day of the week.

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Millis A in "Blitz" for Met-Art

I really don’t get tired of looking at Millis and her perfect big natural breasts. I posted her on my sister site, MPL Tits, a while ago (see it here) but I wanted to show her off to the My Porno Life crowd in case you missed her. Those mammoth mammaries have to be seen to be believed not just for their size but for the shape of them as well. Gravity and Father Time have not gotten their grubby hands on Milli’ knockers yet but they will so enjoy them whilst they last! Don’t get me wrong, I am not all about the tits because if I were I would nut to any fat chick with big hooters but I don’t…cause no one likes a fatty. No, Millis is sexy in her own right, she has a pretty face and a curvy body – her perfect milk cannons just add to her overall appeal. Enjoy!

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Sofie for Met-Art

Here’s a perfect example of a pose that probably worked better on paper than it did in execution. I’m sure the photographer was talking to Sofie and found out that she studies ballet and can do all sorts of ballerina poses. Of course he thought “Ballerinas are hot, Sofie is hot, the location is hot – why not have her do some poses on this log”. See a log isn’t a gym and there is a reason you don’t see models pose like this for nude shoots. Awkward.

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Linda F for Met-Art

Sometimes I take for granted why Met-Art is the #1 nude multi-girl website on the interwebs then I see Linda. Holy shit balls, this chick is absolutely amazing looking! Aside from the tattoo she is perfect. Can you find anything wrong with her? I didn’t think so. Linda’s body – flawless; her tits – natural and perky; her eyes – stunning.  She is the female template comic book artists use to create super heroines. She is the visual representation of what guys fantasize about when they are bored at work. Linda is “woman” personified. Can you tell that I kinda dig her? She looks like Wonder Woman for crying out loud how can I not be smitten with her?! Ok I think you get the point, time to go enjoy this wonderful Sunday afternoon in LA by sitting in my chair and rubbing one out. Late.

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Albina for Met-Art

I have always been more attracted to chicks that stand out from the crowd. I was never really into the whole “Barbie Doll” look that Hugh Hefner perpetuates. I think Albina has a unique look (and name) with her full lips, perky tits, curvy figure, and pink hair – thus I am posting her on MPL. See, whenever I get an email from Met-Art it has at least 15 new photo sets in it so I don’t have time to post all of them each week. I have to quickly determine if a chick stands out or if she is generic and boring. I am kind of like a porn soldier on the front lines mentally critiquing a woman in a split second and deciding whether she will make it on my blog or not. It works pretty well in the real world too as I walk down the street I can look at a chick and know instantly how they would look completely nude. I can see their flaws and perfections with ease. Hmmmmm maybe that’s my mutant ability. Sweet – I’m Critique Man!

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Gwen for Met-Art

Hot chicks naked in public – How come I never get to see them? It must be because I work in my office all day long and only venture out into the real world to smoke a cigarette. One of these days I am going to take a trip to Europe and if I don’t see at least one amazingly hot woman walking around nude I will be pissed off. Unless porn has somehow lied to me I figure that I have a 35% chance of seeing one of these elusive beauties within a two week stay. Lol knowing my luck I’ll see some fatty naked and not a chick of Gwen’s caliber - holy fuck she is perfect! Just look at her tight body, perky tits and smooth snatch. I hope those fuckers in the background have binoculars cause Gwen is out of this world (that made no sense).

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