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World Cup babes by Hegre-Art

Ok I have to admit that I don’t know shit about the World Cup. I have never really followed soccer before and I doubt I will in the future – I am more of a beer and tackle football kind of guy. What I do know is hot chicks and cool photography (and shameless search engine key words) so with the World Cup about to start I figured it was a good time to show my support for USA with this awesome Hegre-Art photo set. If you are not a fan of the America then you can still check out all the other hot babes that represent each team. It was a real smart move for Hegre-Art to put this together as each image is a different girl with a different painted flag behind her. Check it out. Ya for soccer, er, football!

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Stasha for Hegre-Art

Ok, I know I am a huge geek but doesn’t this photo set look like some sort of Star Wars porn? Stasha could easily be a nude Sith lord and that’s her lightsaber. Am I right? Fanboy wet dreams aside this is still a pretty fucking awesome set by Hegre-Art. I am a big fan of hard shadows and one-light-source photography (and artwork) because it leaves a lot to the imagination. Like Mike Mignola’s art style (creator of Hellboy), the use of negative space is crucial to the composition of the subject being photographed (or drawn) and is just as important. Yea, I went to art school and learned a thing or two and it looks like the photographer for Hegre-Art did as well – or maybe he is just a Star Wars geek at heart. Aren’t we all?

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Anna in "Hammer Time" by Hegre-Art

I have to admit that I am a little disappointed in this photo set by Hegre-Art. How can you name it “Hammer Time” when Anna isn’t wearing parachute pants? But hey, hot chicks with tools are pretty cool to look at too…just not as cool as hot chicks in parachute pants. All jokes aside Anna is pretty fucking amazing looking. She has perfectly shaped tits, a tiny waist, and big hips. It’s a bonus if she can actually hang a picture with that hammer.  I could use a girl like Anna around the house seeing as how my baby smooth hands have never seen a day of manual labor in the entire 32 years of my existence.

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Awkward Porn - Silvie for Hegre-Art

I know some people have a thing for hairy vagina’s, not me though, but that’s not why this pic is in Awkward Porn. When a girl spreads her legs apart like she is ready for her physical and smiles slyly it puts me on edge, like it’s a trap or something. I’m just waiting for her to start peeing the moment I put my face down there like one of those stupid fake flower lapel gags the Joker is always using – hopefully she doesn’t actually pee acid though.

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Brigi gets a happy ending for Hegre-Art

I honestly have no idea what a “Flower Bath” is but it looks to me like Brigi is getting a happy ending. I never knew that women got those. I mean I’ve gotten a happy ending at an Asian massage parlor when I was younger (just a handsy for you curious types) but I thought they were just for men. I guess I was wrong. There’s a first time for everything right? This is kind of an unusual picture set because it actually tells a story albeit a vague one. Brigi goes to get her flower bath, the older Indian lady gives her one and then gives her a happy ending. It reminds me of those old 70’s Emanuelle movies with Laura Gemser that I used to watch on Cinemax when I was a kid. Emanuelle would visit some foreign country and have all kinds of sexual escapades with women and men alike. Those good old days growing up – Cinemax and happy endings to myself.

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