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Jewels Jade for Aziani

Jewels Jade definitely walks a thin line between being muscular and still looking feminine. Not too many fitness models can pull that off but apparently Jewels Jade can. Sure her images have been retouched but who cares? Every chick in the porn industry is retouched when they aren’t on video – welcome to the modern world. At least Jewels Jade has a great figure under all that gaussian blur (photoshop filter). Hell, she has the body of a comic book character and that makes her awesome in my opinion. Can’t you just picture her wearing tight spandex and fighting crime with those huge knockers? I would be her archnemesis in a heart beat just so I fight her on a nightly bases.

And by “fight” I do mean stick my penis in her……BOOM!

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Damn, remember when Little Lupe was actually “little”? Now she goes by Lupe Fuentes and looks like a proper pornstar complete with big fake boobs. Whatever floats your boat – I’ll still jerk off to her riding that crazy dildo machine for Aziani. Hey, Lupe will always be cool in my book after her testimony allowed an innocent man to dodge a 20 year prison sentence in Puerto Rico (read the New York Post article here). She didn’t have to fly all the way down there just because some poor dude had one of her DVDs on him when he went through customs but she did and that’s fucking awesome. Hmmmmmm maybe all pornstars aren’t drug addicted whores. Where’s the fun in that though?

Lupe Fuentes for Aziani

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Devon Michaels for Aziani

When I saw this pic of Devon Michaels, looking like she was going to bite a dick off, the first thing I thought was “She kinda looks like She Hulk minus the green skin”. That’s not necessarily a bad thing seeing as how I would like to have sex with She Hulk (I’m not really into the whole muscle model thing but I am into the whole green skin thing). To illustrate my point, and because I have nothing better to do with my time, I whipped up this quick photochop of Devon Michaels as the green Marvel superhero.

Devon Michaels as She Hulk

See, she does look like She Hulk! I’m sure if I spent more time on the image it would look better but I’m tired and need to take a nap before seeing TOOL tonight at LA Live. Just for the record and so I don’t have my Aziani affiliate account cancelled – Devon Michaels as She Hulk was created by me as a parody and is not affiliated with Aziani.com. So with that out of the way feel free to turn her into whatever comic book monstrosity you like!

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Aria Giovanni for Aziani

I have been a fan of Aria Giovanni ever since Al Gore invented the internet and someone decided to post a nude pic of this awesome Italian babe. I have no idea how old she is now but she’s still got the goods where it counts. Aria Giovanni is known for her big natural breasts and curvy figure proving that you don’t have to be rail thin to be sexy. In some regards she is the porn version of Kim Kardashian if, for the sake of arguing, we conveniently forget that Kim Kardashian is the porn version of Kim Kardashian. Without Aria Giovanni paving the way for curvy porn stars back in the 90’s Kim may have never become the household name she is today. That might be kind of a stretch but you can’t deny that this curvy Italian bombshell changed the online adult scene for the better. While she would never appear on the cover of Playboy, Aria Giovanni has certainly been downloaded and whacked off to more times than most PB Centerfolds. Take that blonde haired skinny girls with big fake tits!

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