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Nicki Minaj

I would like this statement to go on record – I want to do very naughty things to Nicki Minaj’s big juicy ass. Not in some weird stalker way but in an if-for-some-reason-we-happen-to-meet sort of way. Nicki Minaj is already on my official top 5 list, so my girlfriend shouldn’t be too mad about that statement, but after seeing these pics of her back side I may have to move her up to the top 3. Dat ass!

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Nicki Minaj

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Megalyn Echikunwoke in Showtime's "House of Lies"

I kind of had a passing interest in watching Showtime’s new show “House of Lies” because it features Don Cheadle, Kristen Bell, and the always funny Ben Schwartz (Jean-Ralphio from Parks and Recreation) but after seeing these pics of Megalyn Echikunwoke nude it just got bumped up to “must watch” status. Apparently she is descended from African royalty, and not the kind with the email scams. If I ever had a chance to bang Megalyn Echikunwoke I would definitely make her say “The royal penis is clean, your Highness”. Lol oh “Coming to America”, you were the best…

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Megalyn Echikunwoke in Showtime's "House of Lies"

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Jennifer Love Hewitt

This is how Jennifer Love Hewitt looks in the new issue of Maxim. I think she has a new Lifetime show coming out or something, honestly I have no idea. I’m not going to make any statements about it being possibly photoshopped or retouched or whatever because this is how I want to remember her. I used to have a crazy boner for Jennifer Love Hewitt before her ass got 5 sizes too big. If she does look like this now then good for her, she’s back on my hot list.

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Christina Hendricks

I’m not gonna lie, I think Christina Hendricks is fucking hot. I know there are a lot of bloggers that like to call her “fat” and “sloppy” but I love her curvy body and huge fucking tits. Sure she’ll probably look terrible when she’s 50 but that’s not right now.

Needless to say when I heard last night that there were hacked (or leaked) cell phone pics of Christina Hendricks I hoped to god there was nudity. The good news is there is, the bad news is you can’t see her face and she is denying that those are her knockers (scroll down to the last pic). I’ve seen enough red head porn and big tits porn to know that this is probably a picture of Christina Hendricks’ boobs. If it isn’t then there is one busty redhead out there that needs to get into porn!

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Christina Hendricks

Christina Hendricks

Christina Hendricks??

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Adrienne Bailon - Click HERE To See The Full Size Image

What’s better than a nip-slip? How about a pussy-slip! I don’t know who Adrienne Bailon is or what she was doing wearing a see-through dress and no underwear but I’m glad she did. I’m also glad it was windy in New York that day. Mother Nature must be a perv too.

Photo courtesy of The Nip Slip

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Lindsay Lohan

Sometimes I wonder why the world even cares about Lindsay Lohan anymore then I see pics like this and I am reminded that she still has a great rack. Sure she’s a train wreck but that doesn’t mean I would kick her out of bed or not jerk off to pics like this. I’m a simple man and her big boobs make my penis move, what more can I say?

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Miley Cyrus - Click HERE To See The Full Size Image

I’m not a big fan of Miley Cyrus – I have no idea what her music sounds like but I am sure it’s horrible, I don’t think she is attractive, and now it looks like she has huge gross nipples. A lot of people thought she was wearing pasties in the pic below, when it came out a few days ago, but after seeing her nipples in the pic above I really think she just has monster areolas. Seriously, they look like little pancakes on her tits. Gross. If Miley Cyrus were a He-Man character her name would be “Nipplor”.

Photos courtesy of The Nip Slip

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Susan "Slaughter" Utermark - Ghost Hunters International

I don’t watch Ghost Hunters International so I don’t really know who Susan Slaughter is but I do love her big natural tits! Plus hot goth chicks are hot. Susan Slaughter is now officially on my radar…and by “radar” I mean my spank bank.

Photos courtesy of The National Spectator

Susan "Slaughter" Utermark topless - Ghost Hunters International

Susan "Slaughter" Utermark topless - Ghost Hunters International

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Lady Gaga topless in L’Uomo Vogue

Lady Gaga flashing her tit(s) in a fashion magazine isn’t anything new but that doesn’t stop me from getting turned on by this pic in L’Uomo Vogue. Of course it doesn’t hurt that I have a huge hard-on for the singer and sexy cyborgs too. It’s a double whammy!

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Rihanna was in Barbados right before the New Year and decided to go for a swim in her tiny bikini – Luck for us it went a tad see through once it got wet . Admittedly this isn’t the best nip-slip in Rihanna’s career but that won’t stop me from rubbing one out to her chocolate colored nipples.

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