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Miley Cyrus - Click HERE To See The Full Size Image

I’m not a big fan of Miley Cyrus – I have no idea what her music sounds like but I am sure it’s horrible, I don’t think she is attractive, and now it looks like she has huge gross nipples. A lot of people thought she was wearing pasties in the pic below, when it came out a few days ago, but after seeing her nipples in the pic above I really think she just has monster areolas. Seriously, they look like little pancakes on her tits. Gross. If Miley Cyrus were a He-Man character her name would be “Nipplor”.

Photos courtesy of The Nip Slip

Miley Cyrus - Click HERE To See The Full Size Image

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Susan "Slaughter" Utermark - Ghost Hunters International

I don’t watch Ghost Hunters International so I don’t really know who Susan Slaughter is but I do love her big natural tits! Plus hot goth chicks are hot. Susan Slaughter is now officially on my radar…and by “radar” I mean my spank bank.

Photos courtesy of The National Spectator

Susan "Slaughter" Utermark topless - Ghost Hunters International

Susan "Slaughter" Utermark topless - Ghost Hunters International

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Lady Gaga topless in L’Uomo Vogue

Lady Gaga flashing her tit(s) in a fashion magazine isn’t anything new but that doesn’t stop me from getting turned on by this pic in L’Uomo Vogue. Of course it doesn’t hurt that I have a huge hard-on for the singer and sexy cyborgs too. It’s a double whammy!

Photo Courtesy of WWTDD

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Rihanna was in Barbados right before the New Year and decided to go for a swim in her tiny bikini – Luck for us it went a tad see through once it got wet . Admittedly this isn’t the best nip-slip in Rihanna’s career but that won’t stop me from rubbing one out to her chocolate colored nipples.

Photos courtesy of The Nip Slip

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Christina Hendricks uses her tits to sell Johnnie Walker

I may have to start drinking Johnnie Walker now thinks to Christina Hendricks and her huge breasts. Whoever came up with this Christmas ad campaign featuring the Mad Men star(s) should win an award. Who doesn’t want to drink a $200 bottle of Scotch while staring at that magnificent rack? God bless big beautiful tits and alcohol!

Photo Courtesy of WWTDD

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Aisha Tyler

I absolutely love Aisha Tyler. I think she – and her alter ego Lana Kane on Archer – is one of the hottest women on the planet and completely underused by Hollywood. Seeing this pic of Aisha Tyler in a see-through black dress on the red carpet I am even more baffled by the fact that she is best known for The Soup and Archer (as a voice actor for crying out loud). Good gravy, she needs to have her own TV show and/or sex tape immediately…given a choice I would prefer the latter

Photo Courtesy of Fleshbot

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Rihanna

Nice nipple ring, Rihanna! Here are a couple of pics from the pop singer’s summer vacation in the Caribbean or where ever the hell rich chicks go. Most of the pics were kinda lame except for these two which feature Rihanna driving a boat in a see-through black mesh top. Wow, she really does have a great rack.

Photos courtesy of The Nip Slip

Rihanna

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Alessandra Torresani

Not the best nip-slip ever but a nip-slip nonetheless. Alessandra Torresani (best known for Caprica and American Horror Story) dressed up as a slutty, umm princess(?), for Halloween and went out with her other slutty friends but not before flashing a little areola (above) and some ass (below) for the camera. I know the nipple is a little hard to see but it’s there, trust me. In fact this is pretty much the definition of “nip-slip” because, while Alessandra Torresani dressed up like a slut and flashed her ass like a slut, I don’t think she intended to show off the goods up top. Keep it classy, Alessandra!

Photos courtesy of The Nip Slip

Alessandra Torresani in the middle

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Sofia Vergara on 'Modern Family'

Like all straight men I love Sofia Vergara. She is woman perfected. So when, oddly enough, my girlfriend sent me this .GIF I knew I had to post it on My Porno Life…after rubbing one out first of course. My god, just look at the jiggle on those monsters. I feel sorry for the kid that plays her son on Modern Family, it must be incredibly hard for him to not stare at her enormous breasts in ever scene – He’s definitely gonna grow up with some issues. Luck bastard…

GIF courtesy of Screen Junkies

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Belen Mozo - Golf

ESPN released their 2011 Body Issue and would have you believe that female athletes are just as hot and sexy as any professional model. Sure some of these ladies could be classified as “attractive” but for the most part I don’t know if I would want to have sex with a lot of them unless I feel like getting dominated. Look, I’m all for chicks that workout and put on a little bit of muscle (the strongest I usually go is the Jillian Michaels body type) but when it gets to the point were you have tiny little flapjack tits and an engorged clitoris it might be time to put down the weights and pick up an apron.

Check out more nude athletes after the jump – Who knows, you might just find one hot enough to jerk off to.

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