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Neve Campbell

I know this is an old pic and all but I would just like to point out the fact that sometimes there are things in life that I wish I had never seen. I wasn’t the biggest Neve Campbell fan in the world but I always thought she was kinda hot, and wouldn’t have kicked her out of bed back in her Scream day, but now all I can think about is how sad her little nipples look on her droopy boobs.

Click here to see more free pics of Neve Campbell topless courtesy of Mr. Skin

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Sofia Vergara

Hnnnnnnghhhhh……I came

Ok, now I can write about this picture of Sofia Vergara in May’s issue of GQ in Mexico. Apparently it’s just a recycled photo shoot from Vanity Fair but GQ swapped out a less revealing image and replaced it with this one. Thank you Mexican GQ…I love you.

Btw – I did a little adjustments to the levels in Photoshop to make the pic even more see through

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If you guys have seen G4′s Attack Of The Show then you probably know, and want to bone, Sara Jean Underwood. She’s a Playboy model that has since become every geek’s wet dream because she dresses up as Wonder Woman and talks about video games and toys. Here’s a video of her doing nude yoga for 9 minutes. Commence jerking off…now!

Video courtesy of Dailymotion

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I know we all like to shit on Kim Kardashian because she contributes nothing to society and is only famous for being a slut (yes, everyone has sex but not everyone allows their boyfriend to tape it then uses said tape to skyrocket to fame) but you know as well as I do that none of us would kick her out of bed. This pic illustrates that fact that, while Kim Kardashian may not be the best role model for young girls, she’s still a pretty hot piece of ass!

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Allure magazine has been shooting a lot of celebrities naked lately for their “Look Better Naked” series. So far my favorite is Morena Baccarin. I’ve had the hots for her ever since she played Inara on “Firefly”. She looks pretty fucking bangin’ in this pic and, unless that’s photoshopped, she seems to prefer the “bald” look. Those are some killer curves too. Congrats Morena Baccarin, you are still in my spank bank.

Picture courtesy of The Nip Slip

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Debi Sue Voorhees - Friday the 13th V

In celebration of the second Friday the 13th this year I figured I’d have a bit of a “Friday the 13th” marathon while I worked.

Watching these movies got me feeling a bit nostalgic. As someone who grew up in the 80′s I watched a lot of slasher flicks back in the day and Jason Vorhees was always my favorite of the “big three”. My top three favorite entries in the series are Friday the 13th part VII (the one where he fights the psychic girl), Jason X (totally underrated in my opinion), and part V. The reason I love part V, even though the killer isn’t actually Jason, is because of the big titted chick pictured above. My pre-pubescent mind was blown when I saw Debi Sue Voorhees‘ big natural breasts for the first time and to this day she has the best tits in any Friday the 13th movie.

God bless the 80′s.

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Melody Thornton

I think it’s safe to say that Melody Thornton isn’t shy about her body. This sexy member of the Pussycat Dolls showed up in Hollywood last night for ELLE Women In Music event wearing a see through dress and no bra. Melody certainly has a great rack and I commend her for letting the whole world see. Now it is time to make the solo-sex with these images.

Pictures courtesy of The Nip Slip

Melody Thornton

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Jennifer Nicole Lee

I hesitate to call fitness expert Jennifer Nicole Lee a “celebrity” because I really don’t know who she is but I’m not one to turn down a good nip-slip. Here she is changing wardrobes, probably on a photo shoot, when some lucky guy caught her nip on camera. Good job!

Photos courtesy of The Nip Slip

Here’s a picture of her modeling as a point of reference for the nip-slip above.

Jennifer Nicole Lee

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Alison Pill boob flash in "Dear Wendy"

If you told me yesterday that I would be jerking off to “Kim Pine” from “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” today I would have laughed at you. But here I am starring at Alison Pill’s pretty awesome rack with my hand down my pants. What a world!

The image above is from a new movie she’s in titled “Dear Wendy”. This is great publicity for the movie because until now I never heard of it but will be adding it to my Netflix queue after I publish this post. Thank you interweb gods!

Photo courtesy of NudoGraphy

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Rita Rusic - CLICK HERE To See The Full Size Image

I have no idea who Italian actress Rita Rusic is but I would definitely make the sex with her MILFy ass. Seriously, she looks fucking awesome for being 52. That body is cray cray. Good for you Rita Rusic, it must be your Italian genes that keep you so young and fuckable looking.

Photos courtesy of The Nip Slip

Rita Rusic

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