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A chick exercises in the nude and her boobs flop around – VIDEO

So here’s the deal, JoshGirls just features naked chicks doing some sort of excercise that makes their boobs flop around and the whole thing is video taped in front of a dull grey background. That’s all there is to it. Seriously. The website is so hyper-niche that I don’t think there is even a name for it. But hey, it’s something different that stands out in a sea of average porn so you gotta give him that. Also I think JoshGirls might be mentioned on Howard Stern so there you go, someone noticed the website.

Click here to see more girls exercising naked at JoshGirls

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New alt-porn solo girl Ivy Snow is stacked!

Sexy nude babe with big natural tits and tattoos

Ivy Snow

There’s a hot new alt-porn solo-model on the block and her name is Ivy Snow. Obviously she is going to appeal to fans of “girls with tattoos” but what about guys that don’t give a damn, or even like chicks with ink? Those of you that fall in the latter category might want to take another looks at Ivy Snow because her natural breasts are AMAZING! Mmmmm so big and milky *drool*….. Oh hey, your still reading this? Sorry, I got a little distracted. But Ivy Snow isn’t all tattoos and tits, she’s got a bubbly personality too. I guess that might mean something to someone but I for one just want to see her insert various dildos and vibrators in her tight pussy – which she does. FTW! If you need further convincing that Ivy Snow deserves your hard earned cash then click on the link below for more free pics of this hot alt-babe. You can thank me later.

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Little Caprice standing nude at a train stop

Sexy petite teen standing nude outside

Little Caprice in "Train Stop" by Watch4Beauty

Little Caprice is quickly becoming my new favorite glamour-nude-internet-babe. Why is that you ask? Look at her, she’s amazing! Seriously, there is nothing wrong with her at all. Little Caprice has an absolutely perfect body, perky natural breasts, and an innocent face (unlike the LA porn girls with no twinkle in their eyes). Plus she loves to get nude in public places. Now that’s pretty fucking hot if you ask me. Sure the train stop looks rather secluded but it’s still not someone’s studio or backyard or rented out mansion in the Valley – It’s a working train station and at any moment someone could come around the corner and get an eye-full. Lucky Euro bastards with your hot women that don’t look used up and fake.

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Sexy new solo girl Bailey Knox has a rockin body!

Sexy new solo girl with a tight body

Bailey Knox

Dayum, those crazy ladies at Epic Panda have been rocking and rolling launching new solo models left and right. Last week they debuted the busty pin-up girl Carlotta Champagne and now we have Bailey Knox to drool over. I’m so excited I don’t know what to do with myself! This bronzed beauty is a spin off of Epic Panda’s multi-girl Party All-Stars and I can’t blame them for giving Bailey Knox her own site. Just look at her for the love of jeebus. She’s a mega hotty! If you are familiar with Epic Panda’s other sites then you know the routine – hi-res photo galleries, HD Video, web cams etc. If you like what you see then check out BaileyKnox.com or click on the link below for more free pics if you are on the fence.

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Jewels Jade should be fighting crime in a spandex costume

Sexy nude fitness model has big round boobs and a strong stomach

Jewels Jade for Aziani

Jewels Jade definitely walks a thin line between being muscular and still looking feminine. Not too many fitness models can pull that off but apparently Jewels Jade can. Sure her images have been retouched but who cares? Every chick in the porn industry is retouched when they aren’t on video – welcome to the modern world. At least Jewels Jade has a great figure under all that gaussian blur (photoshop filter). Hell, she has the body of a comic book character and that makes her awesome in my opinion. Can’t you just picture her wearing tight spandex and fighting crime with those huge knockers? I would be her archnemesis in a heart beat just so I fight her on a nightly bases.

And by “fight” I do mean stick my penis in her……BOOM!

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Anna makes herself squirt while wearing tights – VIDEO

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Here’s an interesting video from the folks at Shiny Tease. Anna uses some preposterous looking vibrator thing to make herself squirt whilst wearing tights. So basically it looks like she is pissing herself. I doubt that’s what they were going for but far be it for me to judge the intentions of professional pornographers. Regardless, Anna looks like she is having a good time with that back massager/vibrator monstrosity so it makes for a pretty hot video. Enjoy!

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Busty new solo-girl Carlotta Champagne

Curvy brunette with big natural breasts

Carlotta Champagne

Carlotta Champagne is hot as hell, has a ton of personality, and has big natural breasts. She is also the brand new solo-girl from Epic Panda, the team behind Misty Gates and Rachel Sexton. Because of her webmaster’s amazing portfolio you know you are getting a quality website, awesome content, and lots of member interaction. That’s just how they roll over at Epic Panda! I shouldn’t have to tell you this but basically any time these ladies put out a new site, if you personally think the girl is hot, don’t hesitate to join it. You will never be let down.

I really fucking dig Carlotta Champagne – I like her whole pin-up girl look and curvy body. Plus she already has a Wonder Woman cosplay set on her site. Hot nerds are the hottest! Right now Carlotta Champagne has a decent amount of hi-res photo sets on her website and some videos but I have no doubt that it will continue to grow so even if you hold off on signing up for the time being you should really check back in a few weeks. Word? Word.

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Promise gets totally nude in public for Watch4Beauty

Sexy Euro babe flashing her tits and pussy as a bus full of people drive by

Promise in "Tunnel" for Watch4Beauty

Fist of all – lol! – the look on the old dude’s face is priceless. I hope he didn’t have a heart attack when he saw Promise flashing her pussy as the bus drove by! I bet when he started his day he never thought he would be seeing a naked chick on the side of the road later that night. Of course I start my day the exact opposite – I wake up and think “today will finally be the day I see some hot piece of ass nude in public”. Unfortunately it’s just a downward spiral of disappointment until I finally go to sleep that night with nothing to show for my wasted wishes.

Speaking of public nudity; yesterday I did see a homeless dude’s dick as he peed in the middle of the street by my apartment building in Downtown LA. It was funny to watch buses and cars drive around him all while a steady stream of piss was coming out of his wang. Seeing as how I can’t take a leak in a public bathroom with someone standing behind me I have to give him credit for being able to pull that off. I guess when you are crazy the term “stage fright” has no meaning. Bravo.

Beautiful teen girl flashing her tits in public

Promise in "Tunnel" for Watch4Beauty

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September Carrino playing with her huge boobs – VIDEO

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I think everyone that reads My Porno Life should know by now how much I love September Carrino. What’s not to like? She has huge natural breasts, a curvy body, and (my favorite part) a big nose. This post is for those of you that are still on the fence about September Carrino or, if it’s your first time here, have yet to discover her. The behind-the-scenes video above was shot during one of her photo shoots while the set below is what I would call “normal content”. Make sure you watch the video because pictures alone don’t do her big boobs justice! September Carrino also does frequent webcam sessions (in the member section of her website) where she teases and plays with her monster knockers. There you have it – my PSA for the day. Enjoy!

Sexy babe with big natural breasts

September Carrino

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I can’t get enough of Lucy’s giant natural breasts

Lucy C has huge natural tits Met-Art

Lucy C for Met-Art

I’ve posted Lucy before on a couple of my blogs but that’s not gonna stop me from writing about her again. Honestly, I can’t get enough of her giant, perfectly shaped, natural breasts. Can you? Just gaze upon those monsters and tell me you wouldn’t want to play with them. Look me in the eye and say “meh, Lucy doesn’t make my dick move”. You can’t can you? Admittedly she has a small case of the butherface but that could just be due to the fact that she has an absolutely terrible and unflattering haircut. But we are men and do we really care about what Lucy looks like from the neck up when she is sporting an amazing rack like that? No we don’t because tits like that are like a magnet for our eyes – a boob blackhole if you will.

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