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Miela in Songerie for Errotica-Archives

I saw Miela last night when I was high as fuck and thought she was the hottest thing I have ever seen on the interwebs. Now that I am a little more sober I have agree with my stoned self – Miela is off the charts. Just look at that insane waist to hip ratio and those amazing natural breasts. Not to mention Miela has a gorgeous, innocent looking face – It’s almost as if her face doesn’t know how rockin her body is. “What do you mean you want to stick it in my butt? I’m too innocent for that.” Not anymore sweetie, now you are a nude model on the internet and everyone that sees you will be thinking about all the depraved things they want to do to you whilst rubbing one out. Welcome to the world, Miela.

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Lacey Brooks

Unfortunately you don’t see too many blonde chicks with a big round ass but lucky for us we now have Lacey Brooks to jerk off to. This new hardcore teen solo-girl loves to show off her beautiful backside while inserting all sorts of objects in her pussy. Personally I think she would look better without the round fake tits but other than that I think Lacey Brooks is pretty fucking hot! Her photographer is decent enough and the videos are hardcore porn. The site kinda rides the line between glamour nude and amateur – not an easy thing to do. If cute blonde teen girls with perfect bubble butts and fake breasts are your thing then check out Lacey Brooks for sure.

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Gigi Spice

To me nothing says “girl next door” like a big silver vibrator up one’s ass. If anyone can pull it off though it’s Gigi Spice – just look at that big smile on her face, isn’t that cute? I don’t know about you but if I had something that big in my butt I don’t think I would be too happy but then again she is a professional model and this is what she gets paid for. I on the other hand get paid to look chicks like Gigi Spice do all sorts of depraved things to themselves and then comment on what I see. I think I win that trade off don’t you? It’s not like I have much choice though, I don’t think anyone would pay to see me naked except maybe my girlfriend…….hmmmmmm she probably wouldn’t either. Damn you sedentary lifestyle!

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Teen Kasia

For all those guys that love Barely Legal and Just 18 you have to check out Teen Kasia – she is everything you have been looking for. Kasia is insanely hot, has an amazing body, and she does hardcore and fetish sets (for those of you that like a little bondage with their morning coffee). I picked this set of her stripping in front of a Hummer because I love the way she looks in those white lace stockings but Kasia is more than a round ass – You have to click on the link below because, while her rear end is indeed spectacular in this pic, you really need to see her perfect natural tits too. That’s my PSA for the month. Now back to your regularly scheduled sarcasm, commentary, and self deprecating humor that is My Porno Life.

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Karla Spice

Sweet Fancy Moses! Karla Spice probably has the best ass on the interwebs. Hell, she probably has the best ass on the planet! Can you imagine what it feels like to fuck that amazing round rear end? Well unfortunately most of us are going to have to do just that – imagine nailing it. At least she was kind enough to get into modeling so the rest of us could enjoy her assets (sorry, I couldn’t complete this post without saying that at least once). It would have fucking sucked if Karla Spice decided to become a nun or something right? If there is a God I pray he would never let her do that because she has a gift that she needs to share with the whole world of perverts like us. Then again if she became a nun she could do nunsploitation films like the ones that were big back in the 70’s. Mmmmmmmm nunsploitation…………..

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Stacy Shey

I think Stacy Shey looked better as a brunette. I’m sure some people will disagree with me but tough shit, it’s my blog. Don’t get me wrong, I think she still has a hot body and would go balls deep in her ass but now she just looks like very other solo-girl web model. In fact if I were to see Stacy Shey in public I wouldn’t even recognize her – the blonde hair makes her look generic. I assume the new look is here to stay because her website has been re-designed to show off the new hairdo. But I guess hair color doesn’t really matter when Stacy Shey is inserting a big pink dildo into her pussy does it? It’s not like you are looking at what’s on top of her head like I am. You’re right, I shouldn’t fixate on her hair color and just sit back and enjoy the show.

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Vida Guerra in black lingerie

I know these photos of Vida Guerra nude aren’t necessarily new but does that really matter? Do I really need a reason to show off her insane body? Christ, just look at her stomach, ass, and legs – they are sculpted to perfection. Vida’s still got it where it counts! People say you can’t make a comeback in modeling after you are a certain age (I won’t mention how old she is because that wouldn’t be gentlemanly of me) and I am thrilled to see Vida break that rule. I spent 4 days in Mexico with her shooting her 2008 calendar (as her photographer’s assistant) and I can honestly say that she is one of the few models I have seen that looks just as hot in person as she does in her photographs. Let me tell you something else, her ass is amazing up close! Oh sweet memories…

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Stacy Shey

I really dig Stacy Shey. She has a certain body type that gives me a big boner. It’s thick and curvy with nary an ounce of cellulite or cottage cheese anywhere to be found. I also love her little titties – I think they are perfect. Speaking of perfect, take a look at Stacy Shey’s amazing pussy! How sweet does that look? You know you could just eat that box out all night long. This is a hot photo set for sure. See Stacy Shey strip out of her sexy underwear and really start going to town on her pussy ending with her cumming all over her fingers. Of course members get to watch full HD videos of Stacy Shey’s hot finger fucking action so do your self a favor and check out her site. You’ll be cumming with her in no time!

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Jenni for Met-Art

You certainly don’t see too many asses like that on a white chick thats for sure. That beautiful rear end is round and smooth with nary a hint of cottage cheese to be found. I was originally going to go with an “American Curves” theme for this post since Jenni looks like a hot Texan chick, all meat and potatoes, but since this is Met-Art I can only assume that she hails from some Eastern European country. To be honest, her place of origin really doesn’t matter cause Jenni is 100% grade A HOT! She has blonde hair, natural breasts and a body that is built like a brick shit house. Yee Haw!!

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Jesika for Met-Art

It’s rare to see a waist to hip ratio like this on a white chick but I’m not complaining. How would you like to hold on to those powerful hips whilst Jesika rode on top of you? I know a few people that would answer with a resounding “I’d love it!” Shit dawg, you see the size of her eyes too? Jesika is like an anime character and that’s pretty cool in my book. Her perky little titties aren’t too shabby either. Damn I’m all over the place – I planned on just writing about her hips in this post and then went to her face then tits. Lets start from the top. Blonde hair, big eyes, natural perky boobs, small waist and big hips. Jessika FTW!

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