MY PORNO LIFE

Jenni for Met-Art

You certainly don’t see too many asses like that on a white chick thats for sure. That beautiful rear end is round and smooth with nary a hint of cottage cheese to be found. I was originally going to go with an “American Curves” theme for this post since Jenni looks like a hot Texan chick, all meat and potatoes, but since this is Met-Art I can only assume that she hails from some Eastern European country. To be honest, her place of origin really doesn’t matter cause Jenni is 100% grade A HOT! She has blonde hair, natural breasts and a body that is built like a brick shit house. Yee Haw!!

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Faye Reagan for Redhead Smut

Faye Reagan is in no way new to the porn scene, she has been around for years, but does that make her any less hot? Fuck no! The fact that she hasn’t been swallowed up in a sea of nameless wannabes is because Faye stands out of the crowd. Her beautiful red hair, natural tits and puffy nipples help solidify her status as an A list model. Hell, I even love her freckles (I have had many discussions about freckles on redhead chicks with a buddy of mine. He thinks it’s gross, I think it’s perfection). Plus Faye Reagan won’t shy away from girl-on-girl hardcore action and that pretty much sums her up – “Hot redhead with puffy nipples and freckles likes to get fucked by chicks”. Sounds like a keeper to me.

Click here to see pics of Faye Reagan fingering herself by the pool

Pamela for FTV Girls

I like a girl that can fit her whole fist inside her vagina. Why you ask? If you are asking then you must not be a dude. To all my lady readers out there (all one of them – you know who you are) dudes like to see girls fist themselves because its dirty. Of course there are whole other levels of “dirty” but its the naughtiest thing a girl can do to herself without using a toy. Its a clear window into the mind and the personality of the chick pictured. If she can insert her whole hand into herself on camera you know she is a freak in real life because this wasn’t just a one time deal – she had to be practicing at home. Plus the fact that it’s a rarity also adds to the allure. If every hot chick on the planet could fist herself us dudes wouldn’t give a shit about it anymore. Thats not to say we want to see our girlfriends or wives do it but we certainly love seeing some porn slut go wrist deep in her pussy. Now  you know and knowing is half the battle.

Click here to see more pics of Pamela fisting herself and using a big dildo

Brittania getting fucked by a machine for Hardglam

I wanted to give you guys a heads up about some reorganization that I am going to be doing to My Porno Life and i’s spin-off blog MPL Babes. Right now My Porno Life and MPL Babes are two very similar sites. I never really intended for that to happen but it sort of did. In an effort to make MPL Babes a little more unique I am going to start focusing on more hardcore porn with My Porno Life and keep updating MPL Babes with the solo-girl and multi-girl glamour nude sites you all know and love. I will also be reorganizing the catagories to make it easier to navigate the blogs.

So what better way to represent the change to My Porno Life than some chick getting fucked by a big dildo attached to a machine? Yea, that’s how things are gonna be around here – chicks fucked by robots! Welcome to the future. As my grandma always said “Go big or go home” (she is a bit senile). Is this big enough for you grandma? Wait, what? Ummm that didn’t sound right. I was referring to my blog not the fucking machine’s dildo…. :-/

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Brooke Marks see through top Downloadable Zip Set

Brooke Marks has never really been on my radar before. I know her site is run by the same people the do Rachel Sexton and Misty Gates but other than that I really don’t know much about Brooke. She’s obviously a hot piece of ass (that much I can discern from the pics) and apparently her zip set is a big deal because people have been asking about it. Here’s what you get for $24.99 – 375 MB download: 140 pictures – 2000×1333 pixels – 7:16 video – resolution 1440×960 pixels. If you are a Brooke Marks fan and this is something you’ve been waiting for then what’s holding you back? Get there!

Click here to download the Brooke Marks see through top zip set

Liza for Met-Art

Wow, it looks like someone has been working out their abs!  Liza has a fucking amazing stomach and lets not forget about this titties too. Actually, I’m not going to lie – there is really nothing at all wrong with Liza that I can see. Maybe she is a bitch in real life or something but that really doesn’t matter in the online line world does it? God bless the interwebs – you can have the personality of a brick but if you have a killer body you can be a star. I use the term “star” loosely of course because what I really mean is “I can jerk off to you”.

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Alisa for MPL Studios

I was scouring the internet, looking for some porn, in between rounds of Modern Warfare 2 and came across this set. Boy howdy Alisa sure does have some amazing puffy nipples. I picked this image cause the one boob silhouetted in really shows off just how puffy her nipples are. My hat is off to MPL Studios for showcasing Alisa as boobs like this are a rare find. Just look at them, how can you not suck on them all night long? Ok, my game is about to start – Time to get my ass killed by a shit talking 13 year old in Iowa.

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Click here to see more pics of Kiss Kara

The dude that runs Kiss Kara knows how to take hot pics thats for sure. He also knows what’s sexy or at least he knows The Art of Sexy – By that I mean he reads SHOW Magazine The Art of Sexy because that is definitely a SHOW Mag pose. I should know, I worked on SHOW shoots for about 2 years as the photographer’s assistant. Just because the photographer ripped off the pose doesn’t make it any less hot though. If you are gonna copy someone you might as well copy the best. I love the fact that you can barely see her bald pussy under the skirt. If you’ve been “reading” my blog you know I have an affinity for peek-a-boo nipple slips and obviously that extends to pussy slips as well. As I always say “Sometimes what you don’t see (or barely see in this case) is hotter than what you do see” or some shit like that.

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Click here to see more of Danielle for Met-Art

Yea, this picture pretty much sums up how my week has been going – bent over and ready to take it up the ass by AT&T and Blackberry. But enough about me, how about Danielle’s beautiful ass? Pretty fucking nice huh? I think so too. I really love the simple set that she is in with the Thunder Grey seamless (yea, I used to be a photo assistant) and matching prop thingy. I don’t necessarily need to see some elaborate location when I want to jerk off to a naked chick. Sometimes a simple seamless background will do just fine. Just my two cents. Anyways, back to the anal raping that is my cell phone provider.

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Ennie in "Prom" by WATCH4BEAUTY

$5 if you can tell me what movie the quote in my post header is from (not really but guess anyways). So fuck you Black Berry and fuck you AT&T. I know I should be talking about topless Ennie in the pic above but fuck it, you all don’t really read what I write here anyways do you? So I get a new Blackberry Bold a few months ago and then a couple months in the ringer goes out. I can talk to people and shit but I can’t hear if anyone calls me. I went down to Torrance CA yesterday to swap it out at one of their distribution centers (it looked like a doctors office in there – a bunch of sad looking people waiting to get new phones) and I have sound again! Awesome! It’s like having a whole new sense available to me. Then, with my new phone, I try to go online and download some apps and now my App World won’t work. Why should it? This is supposed to be top of the line technology right so why wouldn’t it work? I spent 2 hours on the phone with tech support this morning for nothing because I still can’t get any apps to work. I fucking hate Black Berry Bold and I hate AT&T. Eat my balls</rant>

Ennie in "Prom" by WATCH4BEAUTY

There’s two pics for you. Thanks for putting up with my rant. Now it’s time to look at some porn and jerk the fuck off. Late.

Click here to see more of Ennie in “Prom” for Watch4Beauty