MY PORNO LIFE

Lucy C for Met-Art

I’ve posted Lucy before on a couple of my blogs but that’s not gonna stop me from writing about her again. Honestly, I can’t get enough of her giant, perfectly shaped, natural breasts. Can you? Just gaze upon those monsters and tell me you wouldn’t want to play with them. Look me in the eye and say “meh, Lucy doesn’t make my dick move”. You can’t can you? Admittedly she has a small case of the butherface but that could just be due to the fact that she has an absolutely terrible and unflattering haircut. But we are men and do we really care about what Lucy looks like from the neck up when she is sporting an amazing rack like that? No we don’t because tits like that are like a magnet for our eyes – a boob blackhole if you will.

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How would you like to nail Fuckable Lola? Who wouldn’t right? Well how you you like to nail Fuckable Lola on a bed of money? That would be like riding an armored unicorn into battle against robot zombies – fucking awesome! But if fictitious battles aren’t your thing then just sit back and watch the video above or click on the pic below because there is a whole lot of hotness going on. Fuckable Lola rubbing her puffy pussy until she cums is one of those things your shouldn’t miss in life kinda like riding an armored unicorn – if you ever get a chance to do it THEN DO IT!

Fuckable Lola

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Gigi Spice

To me nothing says “girl next door” like a big silver vibrator up one’s ass. If anyone can pull it off though it’s Gigi Spice – just look at that big smile on her face, isn’t that cute? I don’t know about you but if I had something that big in my butt I don’t think I would be too happy but then again she is a professional model and this is what she gets paid for. I on the other hand get paid to look chicks like Gigi Spice do all sorts of depraved things to themselves and then comment on what I see. I think I win that trade off don’t you? It’s not like I have much choice though, I don’t think anyone would pay to see me naked except maybe my girlfriend…….hmmmmmm she probably wouldn’t either. Damn you sedentary lifestyle!

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Briana Lee

Briana Lee is a hot new teen solo-model and her site has all the bells and whistles you would expect – webcams, videos, diary etc. So what seperates her from the rest of the cookie cutter sites? Well for starters she has natural 34DD boobs and I would say that her pussy is one of the prettiest I have ever seen. That’s gotta count for something right? Sure it’s probably a little photoshopped but damn does it look amazing! Briana Lee also has a nice round ass and curvy body so if she’s the type of girl you really fall for then by all means check out her site, you won’t be wasting your money. If you are the kind of dude that likes skinny blonde chicks then Briana Lee isn’t for you but you probably already figured that out by now.

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Sofia A in "Cameur" by Met-Art

Remember Swamp Thing, the shitty 1982 movie where the only thing redeeming about it was Adrienne Barbeau’s big sloppy knockers? This Met-Art photo set featuring Sofi kinda reminds me of that… minus the plant-man of course. Then again who knows. Maybe Swamp Thing is back there jerking off behind a tree while Sofi frolics nude in his living room. He does seem to like busty brunettes after all but can you blame him, who doesn’t love big natural breasts on a chick with a tight body? You don’t have to be a scientist-turned-plant to figure out the appeal of that!

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Joanna Angel's Heavy Metal Pussy Party

Queue the Cannibal Corpse CD cause Joanna Angel has a new website titled Heavy Metal Pussy Party! As you can imagine it features heavily tatted chicks that fuck or get fucked – pretty much the usual from the queen of alt-porn. This isn’t really my cup of tea but I do like Joanna’s purple hair, nice tits, and big nose so here we are – me posting about Heavy Metal Pussy Party. If you are a fan of this genre then by all means, check it out, but if you are the type of dude that like Met-Art…well you probably stopped reading and moved on already.

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September Carrino

Hey September Carrino, I hate to break it to you but that black scarf doesn’t really cover up your massive tits and huge nipples. I just thought you should know. I’m not complaining mind you, I love to see giant natural breasts unobstructed and in their natural habitat especially when they are as large and perfectly shaped like September’s are. The great thing is her body is just as awesome as her tits are. You know how some chicks have giant boobs but big fat gross bodies too? Well not September Carrino – Her frame has the perfect amount of meat on it to support those over sized milk cannons (she can’t be too thin otherwise she would break at the waist). Of course she has a pretty amazing nose too but I’m pretty sure that I am the only person who ever notices. September Carrino and her nipples-the-size-of-my-thumb FTW!

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Cleo in "Acquaviva" by Met-Art

I think we all know what caught my eye in this photo set – the Sub Zero blue lighting! And yes, I am referring to the shade of blue used for Sub Zero’s costume in Mortal Kombat 2. Hold on a second, you say there is a hot blonde chick in this pic somewhere? Let me see…… Oh yea there she is! Sorry I was too busy imagining how awesome it would be to be Sub Zero and all the neat things I could do with his ice powers. Hey, Cleo isn’t too shabby – she’s got a great body and nice round tits! This photo set is an all around win!

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Anya for MPL Studios

It’s a fine line between “cute” and “sexy” but Anya pulls it off so well that one might be so inclined to call her “cexy” …that is, of course, if one were a retard. Seeing as how I didn’t take the short bus to school (it was medium sized) I will just say that I enjoy Anya’s ability to be both accessibly beautiful and sultry at the same time. Her tight body, perfect breasts, and adorable smile put her in a category all her own. The top-notch photography of this set doesn’t hurt either. I am a big fan of the one-light-source look as it enhances the stomach muscles of the model and really ads a sense of depth to the image. Whatever aspect of this photo set is your favorite I am sure we can all agree that it’s hot as hell and cute at the same time.

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Devon Michaels for Aziani

When I saw this pic of Devon Michaels, looking like she was going to bite a dick off, the first thing I thought was “She kinda looks like She Hulk minus the green skin”. That’s not necessarily a bad thing seeing as how I would like to have sex with She Hulk (I’m not really into the whole muscle model thing but I am into the whole green skin thing). To illustrate my point, and because I have nothing better to do with my time, I whipped up this quick photochop of Devon Michaels as the green Marvel superhero.

Devon Michaels as She Hulk

See, she does look like She Hulk! I’m sure if I spent more time on the image it would look better but I’m tired and need to take a nap before seeing TOOL tonight at LA Live. Just for the record and so I don’t have my Aziani affiliate account cancelled – Devon Michaels as She Hulk was created by me as a parody and is not affiliated with Aziani.com. So with that out of the way feel free to turn her into whatever comic book monstrosity you like!

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