MY PORNO LIFE

Malloy Martin

Malloy Martin is exactly what dudes look for in a chick. We want a curvy babe with awesome natural breasts what can deep throat a big cock (or an average sized cock in my case). So how come, as a society, it’s impolite for us guys to ask a girl (especially if she is a potential mate) if she sucks dick? It’s not like it has to be all that vulgar of a question but it should be openly discussed at least on the second date or something.  It’s a real bummer when you start dating someone and you get the whole “oh, I don’t give blow jobs” line. Here’s what I say to that – “Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.” Or if she’s real hot and good in the sack but doesn’t give head you just tell her that you aren’t going to Tuna Town until she swallows your hog. See how long she doesn’t like “it” then.

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So here’s the deal, JoshGirls just features naked chicks doing some sort of excercise that makes their boobs flop around and the whole thing is video taped in front of a dull grey background. That’s all there is to it. Seriously. The website is so hyper-niche that I don’t think there is even a name for it. But hey, it’s something different that stands out in a sea of average porn so you gotta give him that. Also I think JoshGirls might be mentioned on Howard Stern so there you go, someone noticed the website.

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Sandy Summers

For most people Labor Day weekend is bitter sweet. It’s fun but it also signifies the end of summer and time to go back to school or suffer through another 9 months of work until next summer vacation. For me it’s just another day because I work at home, looking at naked chicks all day, and live in SoCal where it’s summer all year long. Never fear though because your friendly neighborhood pornographer is here lift your spirits with some hot (and appropriately named) Sandy Summer pics to remind you that even though you may be back in school or sitting at a desk job tomorrow I am always here to deliver the porn that gets your through the day. Happy Labor Day!

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Ash Hollywood for Twistys

I love natural breasts even if they are small and almost non-existent like the kind Ash Hollywood has. That’s what makes her unique. If she had big round implants she would just be another blonde pornstar in a sea of blonde pornstars with fake tits. You wouldn’t kick Ash out of bed just because she has the chest of a 12 year old boy would you? I didn’t think so. On the other hand I don’t think her porn name really suits her – If she is going to go by “Ash Hollywood” then one would expect big fake knockers because that’s all one sees in Hollyweird. Good for her for going against the grain though. Fight the stereotype, Ash, and keep you boobies small and real!

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Ivy Snow

There’s a hot new alt-porn solo-model on the block and her name is Ivy Snow. Obviously she is going to appeal to fans of “girls with tattoos” but what about guys that don’t give a damn, or even like chicks with ink? Those of you that fall in the latter category might want to take another looks at Ivy Snow because her natural breasts are AMAZING! Mmmmm so big and milky *drool*….. Oh hey, your still reading this? Sorry, I got a little distracted. But Ivy Snow isn’t all tattoos and tits, she’s got a bubbly personality too. I guess that might mean something to someone but I for one just want to see her insert various dildos and vibrators in her tight pussy – which she does. FTW! If you need further convincing that Ivy Snow deserves your hard earned cash then click on the link below for more free pics of this hot alt-babe. You can thank me later.

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Miela in Songerie for Errotica-Archives

I saw Miela last night when I was high as fuck and thought she was the hottest thing I have ever seen on the interwebs. Now that I am a little more sober I have agree with my stoned self – Miela is off the charts. Just look at that insane waist to hip ratio and those amazing natural breasts. Not to mention Miela has a gorgeous, innocent looking face – It’s almost as if her face doesn’t know how rockin her body is. “What do you mean you want to stick it in my butt? I’m too innocent for that.” Not anymore sweetie, now you are a nude model on the internet and everyone that sees you will be thinking about all the depraved things they want to do to you whilst rubbing one out. Welcome to the world, Miela.

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Wow, Jodie is really fucking wet. Look for the pussy juice strand going from her finger to her vajayjay about half way through the video and you will know she isn’t faking that orgasm. Good for her, I hate porn that’s obviously over exaggerated and fake. There’s nothing quite like watching a real chick masturbate and come on camera like Jodie does. Make sure you click on the link below to see more hi-res pics of this sexy babe.

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Little Caprice in "Train Stop" by Watch4Beauty

Little Caprice is quickly becoming my new favorite glamour-nude-internet-babe. Why is that you ask? Look at her, she’s amazing! Seriously, there is nothing wrong with her at all. Little Caprice has an absolutely perfect body, perky natural breasts, and an innocent face (unlike the LA porn girls with no twinkle in their eyes). Plus she loves to get nude in public places. Now that’s pretty fucking hot if you ask me. Sure the train stop looks rather secluded but it’s still not someone’s studio or backyard or rented out mansion in the Valley – It’s a working train station and at any moment someone could come around the corner and get an eye-full. Lucky Euro bastards with your hot women that don’t look used up and fake.

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Ember Reigns

How would you like to come home to Ember Reigns nude in the kitchen after a long hard day at work? Don’t lie, your wife isn’t around right now. Yea that’s right, you’d give you left nut to not have to go home to your fat wife and three kids screaming at you – you would much rather be fucking Ember Reigns and playing Call of Duty wouldn’t you (maybe at the same time)? Well guess what? You can’t stick your penis in Ember Reigns and neither can I because she probably has some giant piece of meat for a boyfriend with a 12inch cock…flaccid. All normal dudes (like you and I) can do is jerk off in our chairs while using our tears as lubricant. Get there.

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Bailey Knox

Dayum, those crazy ladies at Epic Panda have been rocking and rolling launching new solo models left and right. Last week they debuted the busty pin-up girl Carlotta Champagne and now we have Bailey Knox to drool over. I’m so excited I don’t know what to do with myself! This bronzed beauty is a spin off of Epic Panda’s multi-girl Party All-Stars and I can’t blame them for giving Bailey Knox her own site. Just look at her for the love of jeebus. She’s a mega hotty! If you are familiar with Epic Panda’s other sites then you know the routine – hi-res photo galleries, HD Video, web cams etc. If you like what you see then check out BaileyKnox.com or click on the link below for more free pics if you are on the fence.

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